So... Your sexuality.


Vanhir's avatar
So because I'm mentally building up a profile of what you're all like for some nefarious reason you'll all find out when I STEAL YOUR FACES... What's your sexuality, you handsome devils? :eyes:
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Tattorack's avatar
None, so far I'm not impressed by the Human race. :| (Blank Stare) 
Vanhir's avatar
Whaaat, none at all? :(
Wyrmscarred's avatar
I only get a boner for chicks between the ages of about 21-60 if they look like Katy Couric, but if the look like Cloris Leachman I'm bailing 
Vanhir's avatar
I have... No idea who either of those people are. :la:
Wyrmscarred's avatar
You'll just have to google them dude

Katy Couric is a female news woman, who at 56, ain't half bad, in fact she looks pretty damn good.  Good enough I'd be more than happy to bang her and not lie about it

Delois is on a show called Raising Hope, I fucked up one day and left it on dancing with the stars and she was doing the splits and shit trying to sex it up
I think I am going to PUKE!
 
Brutal 
Vanhir's avatar
Ahh, I see. :nod:

Yrke's avatar
Katy looks terrifying. It's like the botox gave her a permanent joker smile.
Wyrmscarred's avatar
Normally I'd say something incredibly dirty right here, but I think she looks pretty good at 56.  I'm going to look way worse than she does, minus any kind of facial reconstruction of course :)
Vanhir's avatar
Say something incredibly dirty anyway. :eyes:
GigaPipen1407's avatar
Mostly straight, but I guess the term would be bi-curious and not bisexual. :B
xTH3Mx's avatar
I'm like *CharliesOwL. I hate the way everyone is labeled as something.
I'm mostly into guys, but I sometimes check out girls. I'd never go out with a girl though, since I've never seemed to be in love with one.
Catwomon's avatar
What do you call it when you're turned on by a man in a batsuit? :noes:
prestonthecarartist's avatar
Straight. If I were ever gay my family would probably beat me with a rake.
Catwomon's avatar
You make it sound like sexuality is a choice. :noes:
prestonthecarartist's avatar
that's not really what I mean, but i'm saying IF I were gay, my family wouldn't be too happy about it.
Vanhir's avatar
That seems highly specific :B Whereabouts do you live?
NoizRnel's avatar
.... not interested in anyone, and I haven't given a thought about it - but to put it honestly I don't really care //shrugs xD

Plus I'm not homophobic or anything, I'm chill with any type of person! :dummy:
Black-Jack-Attack's avatar
Straight! Straight! Straight!
Vanhir's avatar
Triple straight, eh?
Black-Jack-Attack's avatar
Yup, love boys, boys, boys and not girls yuck! I mean I like girls as friends only.
Vanhir's avatar
Eeeeasy enough then. :B
Therubberband's avatar
Easy? Relationships are never easy :(