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So... Your sexuality.

:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
So because I'm mentally building up a profile of what you're all like for some nefarious reason you'll all find out when I STEAL YOUR FACES... What's your sexuality, you handsome devils? :eyes:
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:icontattorack:
Tattorack Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
None, so far I'm not impressed by the Human race. :| (Blank Stare) 
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Whaaat, none at all? :(
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:iconwyrmscarred:
Wyrmscarred Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I only get a boner for chicks between the ages of about 21-60 if they look like Katy Couric, but if the look like Cloris Leachman I'm bailing 
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I have... No idea who either of those people are. :la:
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:iconwyrmscarred:
Wyrmscarred Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You'll just have to google them dude

Katy Couric is a female news woman, who at 56, ain't half bad, in fact she looks pretty damn good.  Good enough I'd be more than happy to bang her and not lie about it

Delois is on a show called Raising Hope, I fucked up one day and left it on dancing with the stars and she was doing the splits and shit trying to sex it up
I think I am going to PUKE!
 
Brutal 
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ahh, I see. :nod:

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:iconyrke:
Yrke Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student
Katy looks terrifying. It's like the botox gave her a permanent joker smile.
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:iconwyrmscarred:
Wyrmscarred Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Normally I'd say something incredibly dirty right here, but I think she looks pretty good at 56.  I'm going to look way worse than she does, minus any kind of facial reconstruction of course :)
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Say something incredibly dirty anyway. :eyes:
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:icongigapipen1407:
GigaPipen1407 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mostly straight, but I guess the term would be bi-curious and not bisexual. :B
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:iconlolaferricks:
LolaFerricks Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm like *CharliesOwL. I hate the way everyone is labeled as something.
I'm mostly into guys, but I sometimes check out girls. I'd never go out with a girl though, since I've never seemed to be in love with one.
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:iconcatwomon:
Catwomon Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
What do you call it when you're turned on by a man in a batsuit? :noes:
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:iconprestonthecarartist:
prestonthecarartist Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2013  Student Photographer
Straight. If I were ever gay my family would probably beat me with a rake.
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:iconcatwomon:
Catwomon Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
You make it sound like sexuality is a choice. :noes:
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:iconprestonthecarartist:
prestonthecarartist Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Student Photographer
that's not really what I mean, but i'm saying IF I were gay, my family wouldn't be too happy about it.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
That seems highly specific :B Whereabouts do you live?
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:iconprestonthecarartist:
prestonthecarartist Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Student Photographer
east coast USA.
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:iconnoizrnel:
NoizRnel Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
.... not interested in anyone, and I haven't given a thought about it - but to put it honestly I don't really care //shrugs xD

Plus I'm not homophobic or anything, I'm chill with any type of person! :dummy:
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:iconblack-jack-attack:
Black-Jack-Attack Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Student Photographer
Straight! Straight! Straight!
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Triple straight, eh?
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:iconblack-jack-attack:
Black-Jack-Attack Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Student Photographer
Yup, love boys, boys, boys and not girls yuck! I mean I like girls as friends only.
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:icontherubberband:
Therubberband Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Straight.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Eeeeasy enough then. :B
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:icontherubberband:
Therubberband Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Easy? Relationships are never easy :(
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I meant the attraction part, rather than the relationships. :eyes:
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:icontherubberband:
Therubberband Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
True
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:iconfleurelia:
fleurelia Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
Straight. I love my boyfriend! :love:
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
But you've never wondered about the lady-folk? :eyes:
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:iconxepheraito:
Xepheraito Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2013
I'm into men lul
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Completely? :iconeyesplz:
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:icontechthus:
Techthus Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Student General Artist
Straight as Robin Hoods arrow.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Robin Hood didn't exist, that is no longer a valid analogy. :grump:
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:iconttfnjinx:
TTFNJinx Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Student Interface Designer
straight but if a guy wanted me to do things...you know...I'd do it just to watch him get a boner! XD But I am a wee bit curious....
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:iconyrke:
Yrke Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student
People like you annoy me.
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:iconkreba:
Kreba Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Bi, not a raging bisexual, I enjoy companionship
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ohh, good boy. :eyes:
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:icondenisck:
Denisck Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013
As gay as a gay person can be.

Freddie-gay.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Freddy Mercury levels of gay? :o
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:icondenisck:
Denisck Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013
No, Freddie Mercury levels of gay.
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, pshaw. :stare:
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:icontea0:
tea0 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Student Photographer
straight..
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I see you like to live dangerously, madam.
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:iconhanimetion:
Hanimetion Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Straight, but I don't mind Bis
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Good boy. :salute:
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:iconengelsblau:
Engelsblau Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
Straight. Uncool I know.

Being queer would get me in trouble with my relatives, anyway. I mean a cousin once said she isn't gay because she doesn't want to go to hell. :iconkiddingmeplz:
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
You've lost special snowflake points with me, that's for damn sure. Whereabouts do you live for your relatives to be like that?
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:iconengelsblau:
Engelsblau Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013
I live in Germany but my family is arab so...
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ahh, well then... I suppose that makes sense then.
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:iconengelsblau:
Engelsblau Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2013
:iconokayguyplz:
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:icondumbfished:
dumbfished Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013  Professional
I'm homo as fuck :la:
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