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So... Your sexuality.

:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
So because I'm mentally building up a profile of what you're all like for some nefarious reason you'll all find out when I STEAL YOUR FACES... What's your sexuality, you handsome devils? :eyes:
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:icontattorack:
Tattorack Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
None, so far I'm not impressed by the Human race. :| (Blank Stare) 
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Whaaat, none at all? :(
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:iconwyrmscarred:
Wyrmscarred Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I only get a boner for chicks between the ages of about 21-60 if they look like Katy Couric, but if the look like Cloris Leachman I'm bailing 
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I have... No idea who either of those people are. :la:
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:iconwyrmscarred:
Wyrmscarred Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You'll just have to google them dude

Katy Couric is a female news woman, who at 56, ain't half bad, in fact she looks pretty damn good.  Good enough I'd be more than happy to bang her and not lie about it

Delois is on a show called Raising Hope, I fucked up one day and left it on dancing with the stars and she was doing the splits and shit trying to sex it up
I think I am going to PUKE!
 
Brutal 
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ahh, I see. :nod:

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Yrke Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Student
Katy looks terrifying. It's like the botox gave her a permanent joker smile.
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:iconwyrmscarred:
Wyrmscarred Featured By Owner Jul 31, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Normally I'd say something incredibly dirty right here, but I think she looks pretty good at 56.  I'm going to look way worse than she does, minus any kind of facial reconstruction of course :)
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Say something incredibly dirty anyway. :eyes:
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GigaPipen1407 Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Mostly straight, but I guess the term would be bi-curious and not bisexual. :B
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