Someday I'll have an asian girlfriend and she'll be cute as heck because all asian girls look the same. I keep meeting people who lie about being asian though--substantial noses, realistic body sizes, variation (ew), not being anime characters... They're just trying to crush my dreams.
By the way, I saw the thing you said about gays and asia, and I'll hand you this:
"Homosexuality in China historically was regarded as a normal facet of life and the existence of homosexuality in China has been well documented since ancient times. Many early Chinese emperors are speculated to have had homosexual relationships, accompanied by heterosexual ones. Opposition to homosexuality and the rise of homophobia did not become firmly established in China until the 19th and 20th centuries, through the Westernization efforts of the late Qing Dynasty and early Republic of China. Sodomy was banned in the People's Republic of China, until it was legalized in 1997."