One Does Not Simply...
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."You've been dared & given the near impossible task of trying to get into Mordor's gates and live. Millions of enemies await to pwn you. At the base of the all seeing eye's tower lies a magic book, that'll grant you an awesome wish(s) based on how awesomely you managed to get into Mordor.
How would you walk into Mordor? Just walk in? Sneak in? Fly in? Do whatever? Would you not even bother trying? What would you wish for if you made it to the wishing tower? How would you escape, or would you stay? Do you even know what Mordor is? Bonus wishes would be granted for how epically/hilariously you could pull it off.
Me, I'd just
right into Mordor like a boss.Comments7173
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With more doors.
Interdimensional doors? 
Interdimensional doors + lame puns that are so bad that it kills orcs, Cerumen commits suicide and Mauron's dignity is forever hurt
Blitzkrieg!
How?
First line. 50 M1 Abrams tanks.
Second line. another 50 M1 abrams tanks
Third line: say maybe 60 HMMWV's armed with browning 50 cal.'s
Fourth line infantry, For disposing of the last orcs.
Plan:
Shoot the gate to shit, Actually shoot everything to shit.
Drop frodo's ass at mt. doom
Rename mt. doom to: mt. anything else but mt. doom
Make frodo drop the ring at gunpoint.
Waste his ass anyway.
Actually waste evryones asses now while we're at it.
Decide that wasting the population of middle earth with mentioned battleforce is going to take ages.
Tactical retreat.
Nuke the fuckers from orbit.
Result: Everyone is dead. Everything, is dead.
Middle earth is a fricken crater/Radioactive wasteland.
Now I used US hardware since most of you gitz recognize them easily.
How?
First line. 50 M1 Abrams tanks.
Second line. another 50 M1 abrams tanks
Third line: say maybe 60 HMMWV's armed with browning 50 cal.'s
Fourth line infantry, For disposing of the last orcs.
Plan:
Shoot the gate to shit, Actually shoot everything to shit.
Drop frodo's ass at mt. doom
Rename mt. doom to: mt. anything else but mt. doom
Make frodo drop the ring at gunpoint.
Waste his ass anyway.
Actually waste evryones asses now while we're at it.
Decide that wasting the population of middle earth with mentioned battleforce is going to take ages.
Tactical retreat.
Nuke the fuckers from orbit.
Result: Everyone is dead. Everything, is dead.
Middle earth is a fricken crater/Radioactive wasteland.
Now I used US hardware since most of you gitz recognize them easily.
One does not simply press here to open box.
Mac and cheese gets you into Mordor!
Chuck Norris has Mordor in his GPS.
Mordor IS Chick Norris' GPS. 
Moonwalk into mordor 
Well that's an epic way to get in. 
One does not simply ask to do watch for watch (Like that made any sense...)
And if they do, $5 must be paid by the one initiating the watch for watch.Oops someone delete this i did not read the down bit....
Just nuke it
With cheese?
No,
With LLLLOOOOOVVVVEEEE
Oh no, what have you done!?? 
I killed us all!
Why would you do such a thing!?? 
Because of -insert random reason here- !!!!!
I don't know how I would make it to Mordor. I just know that, eventually, Sean Bean will die.
BRACE YOURSELF FOR THIS!
it is simple, nuke mordor then walkin in a hazmatt suit there problem solved