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November 17, 2012


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One Does Not Simply...

KoutaTheCreator Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:icononedoesnotsimplyplz: "One does not simply walk into Mordor."

You've been dared & given the near impossible task of trying to get into Mordor's gates and live. Millions of enemies await to pwn you. At the base of the all seeing eye's tower lies a magic book, that'll grant you an awesome wish(s) based on how awesomely you managed to get into Mordor.

How would you walk into Mordor? Just walk in? Sneak in? Fly in? Do whatever? Would you not even bother trying? What would you wish for if you made it to the wishing tower? How would you escape, or would you stay? Do you even know what Mordor is? Bonus wishes would be granted for how epically/hilariously you could pull it off.

Me, I'd just :iconleostrutplz: right into Mordor like a boss.

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With more doors.Bucktooth 
RogueFinn Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist


First line. 50 M1 Abrams tanks.

Second line. another 50 M1 abrams tanks

Third line:  say maybe 60 HMMWV's armed with browning 50 cal.'s

Fourth line infantry, For disposing of the last orcs.

Shoot the gate to shit, Actually shoot everything to shit.
Drop frodo's ass at mt. doom
Rename mt. doom to: mt. anything else but mt. doom
Make frodo drop the ring at gunpoint.
Waste his ass anyway.
Actually waste evryones asses now while we're at it.
Decide that wasting the population of middle earth with mentioned battleforce is going to take ages.
Tactical retreat.
Nuke the fuckers from orbit.

Result: Everyone is dead. Everything, is dead.
Middle earth is a fricken crater/Radioactive wasteland.

Now I used US hardware since most of you gitz recognize them easily.
Chiminix Mar 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
One does not simply press here to open box.

KoutaTheCreator Mar 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Mac and cheese gets you into Mordor!
Chiminix Mar 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Chuck Norris has Mordor in his GPS.
KoutaTheCreator Mar 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Mordor IS Chick Norris' GPS. :iconsandcastlesplz:
neraksel Mar 13, 2014  Professional General Artist
Moonwalk into mordor :-)
KoutaTheCreator Mar 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Well that's an epic way to get in. :XD:
Superqami Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist
One does not simply ask to do watch for watch (Like that made any sense...)
KoutaTheCreator Feb 18, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:icononedoesnotsimplyplz: And if they do, $5 must be paid by the one initiating the watch for watch.
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