I would walk into mordor with a whip that resonates itself with the powers of the arctic ice caps. The whip is blessed and it gives the wielder to freeze himself in a cap of ice if the time comes necessary when there are too many enemies. Since there are only two polar ice caps on the planet I live in, I had to travel to each cap in search of the Polar Lord.

There is one Lord in the south and one in the North. The only way they granted me the blessing to my weapon is if i were to solve the riddle.
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"Blood runs through my veins, they are weak rusty pipes that breaks when maimed."

So I tell the South lord if you don't give me the power the entire world will perish as the enemies of Mordor will engulf the planet in eternal chaos. He takes out his cellphone and texts the north lord if this is ok. The South lord teleports and shoves his face into his palm. He says "Before you do it yourself allow me to be the one to place the face into my palm"

The north lord felt stupid and gave me the powers of ice and so did the South lord since the S that stood for his title meant Smart.

Now my whip imbued with the power of ice I waltz myself into mordor. I see tons of enemies looking at me since I look like the spitting image of Leonardo Dicaprio from the movie Inception when he is sitting down at the bar talking to the other guy that his life is in danger. I make the same face with those squinty eyes.

One of the enemies took out the movie and shoved it into my face, WELL this isn't a dream within a dream, Caps, This is reality mixed in with the blood of your mother.

Dicaprio enraged says. "Do you know who I am?"

The enemy said no.

Dicaprio says "I am the one WHO DESERVES....."

slowly before he finishes the enemies start coming in

Dicaprio then activates his ability to turnhimself into a block of ice. He pauses and laughs "Look who's titanic is going to ship now"

Dicaprio's whip then is lashed at tons of enemies rendering them into orbs of floating ice. Dicaprio then used his whip to gather up all the orbs of ice as if they were a bag of marbles. He then froze his whip so it turned hard and looked as if it were a cueball stick. He slowly hits each orb of ice and it goes off as the rate a rail gun's velocity would go. He globbers entire vicinities of enemies with one single cue ball hit.

The other ability the whip has is gather all the ice orbs into one huge gigantic Ice Bomb. But for him to do that he has to touch the whip's below freezing ice whip. He gains all the power and a huge ball of energy the size of the eiffel tower appears right above him. He can direct it however he wants since ice is always by his side.

After he reaches to the point where he cant siphon the whip's energy he then releases the gigantic orb onto Mordor's gate.

The sky is pitch black with flames encroached all over the fields. The orb slowly decends and it hits the ground. It makes no sound since as soon as the ice hit the ground it instantly turns into water. It floods the entire area where the enemies are and the moonlight that shines downward reflects off the water.
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when all else was over you can see DiCaprio flailing his whip in an ship made of ice as if he were about to catch himself some shrimp underneath the sea of enemies. Yes he eats other people. Then Forrest gump jumps into the water.
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the end.

one does not simply... walk on a lego in purpose

Those eagles, dude. I'm usin' the eagles.