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One Does Not Simply...

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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:icononedoesnotsimplyplz: "One does not simply walk into Mordor."

You've been dared & given the near impossible task of trying to get into Mordor's gates and live. Millions of enemies await to pwn you. At the base of the all seeing eye's tower lies a magic book, that'll grant you an awesome wish(s) based on how awesomely you managed to get into Mordor.

How would you walk into Mordor? Just walk in? Sneak in? Fly in? Do whatever? Would you not even bother trying? What would you wish for if you made it to the wishing tower? How would you escape, or would you stay? Do you even know what Mordor is? Bonus wishes would be granted for how epically/hilariously you could pull it off.

Me, I'd just :iconleostrutplz: right into Mordor like a boss.
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61021376 Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2014
With more doors.Bucktooth 
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Interdimensional doors? :iconfryplz:
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61021376 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014
Interdimensional doors + lame puns that are so bad that it kills orcs, Cerumen commits suicide and Mauron's dignity is forever hurtI am a dummy! 
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RogueFinn Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Blitzkrieg!

How?

First line. 50 M1 Abrams tanks.

Second line. another 50 M1 abrams tanks

Third line:  say maybe 60 HMMWV's armed with browning 50 cal.'s

Fourth line infantry, For disposing of the last orcs.

Plan:
Shoot the gate to shit, Actually shoot everything to shit.
Drop frodo's ass at mt. doom
Rename mt. doom to: mt. anything else but mt. doom
Make frodo drop the ring at gunpoint.
Waste his ass anyway.
Actually waste evryones asses now while we're at it.
Decide that wasting the population of middle earth with mentioned battleforce is going to take ages.
Tactical retreat.
Nuke the fuckers from orbit.

Result: Everyone is dead. Everything, is dead.
Middle earth is a fricken crater/Radioactive wasteland.

Now I used US hardware since most of you gitz recognize them easily.
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Chiminix Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
One does not simply press here to open box.

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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Mac and cheese gets you into Mordor!
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:iconchiminix:
Chiminix Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Chuck Norris has Mordor in his GPS.
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Mordor IS Chick Norris' GPS. :iconsandcastlesplz:
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neraksel Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2014  Professional General Artist
Moonwalk into mordor :-)
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Well that's an epic way to get in. :XD:
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Superqami Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist
One does not simply ask to do watch for watch (Like that made any sense...)
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:icononedoesnotsimplyplz: And if they do, $5 must be paid by the one initiating the watch for watch.
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Superqami Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist
Oops someone delete this i did not read the down bit....
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:lmao:
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majesticmoustache Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just nuke it
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
With cheese?
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majesticmoustache Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No,
With LLLLOOOOOVVVVEEEE
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Oh no, what have you done!?? :nuu:
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:iconmajesticmoustache:
majesticmoustache Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I killed us all!
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Why would you do such a thing!?? :noes:
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:iconmajesticmoustache:
majesticmoustache Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because of -insert random reason here- !!!!!
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ValentinaWhite Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2014  Student Photographer
I don't know how I would make it to Mordor. I just know that, eventually, Sean Bean will die.
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconbraceyourselfplz: BRACE YOURSELF FOR THIS!
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fishtoast Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it is simple, nuke mordor then walkin in a hazmatt suit there problem solved
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Just like Walter White from Breaking Bad? :lol:
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fishtoast Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yes
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Awesome!
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crocodilerocker Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd be polite and knock.
I have not seen or read LotR....I saw the first The Hobbit and didn't understand any of it.....so I don't know what I'd do if I'd somehow make it to the Wishing Tower because I don't know what that is....:)
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AidanTheMighty Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2014
Wishing Tower wasn't in LOTR and Hobbit ;D dude, you have to watch these movies one time again, all three LORT are most important. It's simple to understand and really beautiful movies. If you of course like fantasy or sci-fi movies :)
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:noes: Well if you make it to the tower you can wish for just about anything.
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ArtistEamane Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'd make one of those latex face masks of Saruman, disguise myself as him, and walk right in. xD
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Do you think that would work? :lmao:
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ArtistEamane Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It'd be all fine and dandy until someone realized there are two Sarumans xD
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:lmao: I bet someone like Smeagol would make that discovery then snitch, in hopes that he would get his precious as a reward. 
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ArtistEamane Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
if I had the ring.
the original question was how would you get into mordor --- not necessarily in the place of Frodo in hopes of destroying the ring c;
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Smeagol would still try to snitch on you though. :lol:
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ArtistEamane Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol idk why he'd go through the trouble, he seems pretty much concerned over himself and the precious, who cares what happens to anyone else xD
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:lol: Yeah, unless if he thought there would be a chance that he could get the precious back by snitching. Then he'd snitch in a heartbeat. >_<
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HamaruNamikaze Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll just beam down from Enterprise.
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:icononedoesnotsimplyplz: One does not simply...

Who am I kidding, that's brilliant. :iconbravoplz::lmao:
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lavareaper Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
get in a cardboard box and solid snake my way in
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
That seems to be a fan favorite. :lol:
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lavareaper Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
:lmao:
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:XD:
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DeusAetheros Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014  Student Artist
So an army thirsts for my blood if I attack Mordor, with close to impossible odds of survival? All for a single wish? I think this would be the best way to enter: youtu.be/LkCNJRfSZBU?t=1m20s
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:rofl: LEEEEEROOOOOY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSSSS! That is indeed the best way to enter.
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DeusAetheros Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student Artist
Me: Times up, let's do this. LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOY, JEEEEENKIIIIINNNNNNNS!!!!
Ally: ... omg he just ran into Mordor.
Everyone: OMG SAVE HIM!
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KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:icononedoesnotsimplyplz: Sometimes I wonder why they didn't just do that in The Lord of The Rings in the first place.
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DeusAetheros Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student Artist
It would definitely spice things up a bit. :XD:
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:iconkoutathecreator:
KoutaTheCreator Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014  Student Digital Artist
You'd either die instantly, or make it. What's the worst that could happen? XD
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