Ask Roy


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SRudy's avatar
How come you never called me back again? Am i not good enough for you?
BrianMollinson's avatar
Roy, how come you never made a decent movie since 1983 ?
Kimihro's avatar
If you could get a tattoo that granted you one wish regardless of the shape it was, what would it be, how big, and where?
Vanhir's avatar
Did you actually like Quint or did you think he was a bit of a tosser who deserved to be eaten by a shark?
Stieger's avatar
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO




IS




YOUR FAVORITE SPICE GIRL? :iconteheplz:
littlefishey's avatar
Dear Roy,

I am the Sheriff of a small coastal town, just recently we've been having trouble with a large Great White Shark that has been biting bits off of the tourists as they swim. I watched Jaws and have learned that the best way to get rid of this problem is to hire a boat and go out to see with Robert Shaw and Richard Dreyfuss. Unfortunately Shaw died in 1978 and Dreyfuss has told me to 'Go away and stop bothering' him.

Who should I take out on my tiny boat in order to replace Rob and Rich and eliminate the big bitey menace?
prosaix's avatar
line-melte's avatar
Which kind of socks are the most reasonable?
poetryunite's avatar
your... gallery....
RoyScheider's avatar
...is beautiful...classy... and... elegant... in it's maturity?
poetryunite's avatar
Roy use jaws in the pic

Its super effective

Me fainted from jaws.....
Co-Phantom's avatar
Roy! Why did you not make it to Brawl? :U
RoyScheider's avatar
What do you mean?
Co-Phantom's avatar
What do I not mean? :paranoid:
RoyScheider's avatar
You are causing my glasses to steam up. I don't understand.
Co-Phantom's avatar
Just rub a potato slice on your glasses. They won't steam up. :dummy:
Co-Phantom's avatar
It's true, apparently. :paranoid:
LaEmperatrizMariana's avatar
Hey Roy, how come I don't bother making pointless threads?
RoyScheider's avatar
You need to relax more and let it flow. It's not that important.
LaEmperatrizMariana's avatar
Why not Mr. Scheider?
RoyScheider's avatar
Message boards are for amusement. Whether it be the amusement of others or the amusement of ones self. As long as you don't cross the line into trollification. Such as posting pictures of men with blood squirting from their mouths all over the place - that is irresponsible and silly.