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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
Ask me.
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:iconsrudy:
SRudy Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
How come you never called me back again? Am i not good enough for you?
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:iconbrianmollinson:
BrianMollinson Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Roy, how come you never made a decent movie since 1983 ?
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:iconkimihro:
Kimihro Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If you could get a tattoo that granted you one wish regardless of the shape it was, what would it be, how big, and where?
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Did you actually like Quint or did you think he was a bit of a tosser who deserved to be eaten by a shark?
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:iconstieger:
Stieger Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO




IS




YOUR FAVORITE SPICE GIRL? :iconteheplz:
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:iconlittlefishey:
littlefishey Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Dear Roy,

I am the Sheriff of a small coastal town, just recently we've been having trouble with a large Great White Shark that has been biting bits off of the tourists as they swim. I watched Jaws and have learned that the best way to get rid of this problem is to hire a boat and go out to see with Robert Shaw and Richard Dreyfuss. Unfortunately Shaw died in 1978 and Dreyfuss has told me to 'Go away and stop bothering' him.

Who should I take out on my tiny boat in order to replace Rob and Rich and eliminate the big bitey menace?
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
whatever
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Which kind of socks are the most reasonable?
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:iconpenhuin:
Penhuin Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Why?
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:iconpoetryunite:
poetryunite Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
your... gallery....
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
...is beautiful...classy... and... elegant... in it's maturity?
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:iconpoetryunite:
poetryunite Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Roy use jaws in the pic

Its super effective

Me fainted from jaws.....
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Roy! Why did you not make it to Brawl? :U
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
What do you mean?
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What do I not mean? :paranoid:
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
You are causing my glasses to steam up. I don't understand.
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just rub a potato slice on your glasses. They won't steam up. :dummy:
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
Be nice.
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's true, apparently. :paranoid:
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:iconlaemperatrizmariana:
LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey Roy, how come I don't bother making pointless threads?
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
You need to relax more and let it flow. It's not that important.
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:iconlaemperatrizmariana:
LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Why not Mr. Scheider?
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
Message boards are for amusement. Whether it be the amusement of others or the amusement of ones self. As long as you don't cross the line into trollification. Such as posting pictures of men with blood squirting from their mouths all over the place - that is irresponsible and silly.
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:iconlaemperatrizmariana:
LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
That's just nasty and irresponsible.
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:iconlaemperatrizmariana:
LaEmperatrizMariana Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Be reasonable.
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
What do you mean? I have never been otherwise.
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:iconflappiez:
Flappiez Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
...Who are you?
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
It's me Roy. You know..Roy Scheider. The guy with the glasses? The guy out of Jaws, Jaws 2, 2010: The Year We Make Contact, Blue Thunder, Marathon Man, French Connection. Remember? You must.
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:iconflappiez:
Flappiez Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh.
Nope.
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:iconmaritse:
Maritse Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
What are you doing right now?
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
Peeling the shell of a boiled egg.
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:iconmaritse:
Maritse Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Okaaay.. Going to eat some food?
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
No, I hate eggs. It's for my goldfish. Supper.
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:iconmaritse:
Maritse Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh.. Goldfishes likes eggs.. I didn't knew that..xD
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:iconjames--steele:
James--Steele Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You died four years ago :facepalm:

How did you re-incarnate?
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
It was a ploy. A plan so I could use DA and everyone would think that I was not the real Roy Scheider.
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:iconjames--steele:
James--Steele Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
0/10
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:iconroyscheider:
RoyScheider Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional General Artist
What do you mean? I don't understand what you are getting at.
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