Weapon...with a twist.
If you only had vegetables in your arsenal, what one vegetable would you choose as your ultimate weapon and why? 
Bear in mind that some veggies make for great weapons if you leave them long enough for them to go rotten.
How would you use it as a weapon?
Bear in mind that some veggies make for great weapons if you leave them long enough for them to go rotten.
How would you use it as a weapon?
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I bet that rotten tomatoes never fail... although I can't help but wish to know more vegetables vocabulary. 
Aww...
Go to a supermarket often enough and you'll know it all!
Go to a supermarket often enough and you'll know it all!
Ferment a mixture of potato and beets, distill the alcohol. Mix a powder of dried potato with the dregs from composted potato peels (amaonium nitrate). Viola! Napalm. Deliver, Molotov cocktail style in hollowed out potatoes.
Or... rocket fuel for ballistic carrots!
Or... rocket fuel for ballistic carrots!
That sounds.. natural and healthy. 
Zucchinis are awesome frag grenades.
Really?
I would never think of that.
I would never think of that.
Of course, someone next to me dropped a cucumber (don't ask) and it split right open, squirting everyone in cucumber juice (I hope).
Oh.. wow.
That works.
That works.
XD
Unlimited supply of the chosen vegetable...? In that case, pumpkins. To be thrown. Otherwise, one very dry pumpkin at the end of a chain.
Dry pumpkin?
Ooh, like one of those ball spikes!
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That'd be pretty damn innovative.
Would be awesome.
Would be awesome.
You just inspired me to make it! I'll call it Jack 3wyl in your honour, and send you a pic when I'm done. 
And how about a dA stress ball flail...?
And how about a dA stress ball flail...?
Really?
Flail?
Flail?
A large unripe pumpkin with the vine attached.
The vine would be a lasso kind of thing?
No, its to swing the pumpkin around, kinda like a flail
Ooh.. to knock them on their heads!
Yup!
Use onions to blind people.
Nice! How so?
Use the sulfuric acid they produce.
That would be powerful.