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November 14, 2012
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Weapon...with a twist.

:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
If you only had vegetables in your arsenal, what one vegetable would you choose as your ultimate weapon and why? :paranoid:

Bear in mind that some veggies make for great weapons if you leave them long enough for them to go rotten.

How would you use it as a weapon? :la:
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:icondragonofforest:
DrAgOnOfFoReSt Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondragonnod2: I bet that rotten tomatoes never fail... although I can't help but wish to know more vegetables vocabulary. :crazy:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Aww...

Go to a supermarket often enough and you'll know it all! :dummy:
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:iconduncanjberry:
DuncanJBerry Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ferment a mixture of potato and beets, distill the alcohol. Mix a powder of dried potato with the dregs from composted potato peels (amaonium nitrate). Viola! Napalm. Deliver, Molotov cocktail style in hollowed out potatoes.

Or... rocket fuel for ballistic carrots!
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That sounds.. natural and healthy. :O
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Zucchinis are awesome frag grenades.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? :O

I would never think of that. :paranoid:
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course, someone next to me dropped a cucumber (don't ask) and it split right open, squirting everyone in cucumber juice (I hope).
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh.. wow. :O

That works. :paranoid:
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:iconmapper3:
mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
XD
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:icondevere:
deVere Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Unlimited supply of the chosen vegetable...? In that case, pumpkins. To be thrown. Otherwise, one very dry pumpkin at the end of a chain.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:

Dry pumpkin? :paranoid:

Ooh, like one of those ball spikes! :dummy:
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:icondevere:
deVere Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Yes. Like [link] with a pumpkin. :nod:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That'd be pretty damn innovative. :lol:

Would be awesome. :la:
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:icondevere:
deVere Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
You just inspired me to make it! I'll call it Jack 3wyl in your honour, and send you a pic when I'm done. :boogie:

And how about a dA stress ball flail...? ;-)
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? :O

:lol:

Flail? :paranoid:
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:icontattorack:
Tattorack Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A large unripe pumpkin with the vine attached.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The vine would be a lasso kind of thing?
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:icontattorack:
Tattorack Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No, its to swing the pumpkin around, kinda like a flail
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ooh.. to knock them on their heads! :dummy:
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:icontattorack:
Tattorack Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yup!
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:icondevil-thedeviant:
Devil-TheDeviant Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Use onions to blind people.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice! How so? :O
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:icondevil-thedeviant:
Devil-TheDeviant Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Use the sulfuric acid they produce.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That would be powerful. :O
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:iconcandycadets:
CandyCadets Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
A nice big incredibly unripe pumpkin to smash over their head (:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YEAH!

I suppose unripe can be better than ripe sometimes. :nod:
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:iconcandycadets:
CandyCadets Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hell yeah! Cause its tougher >:)
That badboy will crush your skull like a .. well... an UNRIPE pumpkin (':
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Wow.. o.O

That's actually quite scary. :fear:
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:iconcandycadets:
CandyCadets Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha dw I would only use it against those who wish others harm... because he's the hero that Deviant Art deserves, but not the one it needs right now...and so we'll hunt him...because he can take it...because he's not a hero...he's a silent guardian, a watchful protector...the Unripe Pumpkin....
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ah... that sounds intense. :O

I do like what you've said there! :D
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:iconilistentochimm:
IlistentoChimm Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
Rutabaga. One, they sound funny ("Root-a-beg-ah"). Two, they're the size of softballs. Three, they're heavy as lead.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Interesting. :O

I've never heard of that one before. O.o

How does one eat it if it's heavy as lead?
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:iconilistentochimm:
IlistentoChimm Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Heavens! You would NEVER eat a rutabaga. They're horrible!
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Really? Why is it a veggie? :O
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:iconilistentochimm:
IlistentoChimm Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
Excellent question. I have no answer for you...
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
But then we die! :nuu:
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd make a variant of what the A-Team did and create a cardboard sprout cannon. I would be unbeatable!
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sprout? :paranoid:

You don't like it?
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I :heart: sprouts. But they can also be nasty if someone throws them at you, so blasting then out of a cannon would indeed be a decent weapon.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I suppose that could happen, though it could also be cheating. :paranoid:
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What's cheating about it?
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
The Canon is not a veggie.
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:iconksxzt:
KSXZT Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
No, the canon is a type of priest. :roll:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Priest is not a veggie. :stare:
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:icondeviant-defaroe:
Deviant-Defaroe Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
a stink bomb comprised entirely of rotten onions :dummy:
Onions!!
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh.. heck, that'd be potent stuff. :dead:
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:icondeviant-defaroe:
Deviant-Defaroe Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
I know :evillaugh:
I'd also steal the world's supply of goggles and watch all hell break loose :la:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Goggles? Why goggles? :paranoid:
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:icondeviant-defaroe:
Deviant-Defaroe Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
with rotten onion stink bombs going off left right and center people will desperately be seeking a way to protect themselves hence the goggles...and hence my plan to steal them all and leave the world at my mercy :evillaugh:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh right, that does make a lot of sense now. :O
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