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November 14, 2012
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Weapon...with a twist.

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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
If you only had vegetables in your arsenal, what one vegetable would you choose as your ultimate weapon and why? :paranoid:

Bear in mind that some veggies make for great weapons if you leave them long enough for them to go rotten.

How would you use it as a weapon? :la:
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DrAgOnOfFoReSt Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:icondragonnod2: I bet that rotten tomatoes never fail... although I can't help but wish to know more vegetables vocabulary. :crazy:
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Aww...

Go to a supermarket often enough and you'll know it all! :dummy:
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DuncanJBerry Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Ferment a mixture of potato and beets, distill the alcohol. Mix a powder of dried potato with the dregs from composted potato peels (amaonium nitrate). Viola! Napalm. Deliver, Molotov cocktail style in hollowed out potatoes.

Or... rocket fuel for ballistic carrots!
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
That sounds.. natural and healthy. :O
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mapper3 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Student General Artist
Zucchinis are awesome frag grenades.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Really? :O

I would never think of that. :paranoid:
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mapper3 Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Student General Artist
Of course, someone next to me dropped a cucumber (don't ask) and it split right open, squirting everyone in cucumber juice (I hope).
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Oh.. wow. :O

That works. :paranoid:
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mapper3 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student General Artist
XD
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deVere Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Unlimited supply of the chosen vegetable...? In that case, pumpkins. To be thrown. Otherwise, one very dry pumpkin at the end of a chain.
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