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Dangerous Seniors, share your experiences :(

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UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I think old people are getting more and more dangerous everyday :fear:

I just saw this video on the news about an elder female doctor who was driving high and drunk at 8:30 am :rofl:

Here is the video:

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I find this shocking, since she was well educated, I guess respected, and older. :nod:

However, I have been cursed many times by old drunk people, so I know they have their wild side :slow:

Share your experiences? :eyes:
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Ruwich Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:fear:
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rustyironmonger Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
They touch me, especially on the ass cheeks, all the time to let me know I'm in their way, complain about me not being able to bend my knees or ankles very far, and use my shoulders as handholds. Young mothers who have as much business taking care of a child as Snooki does do the same fucking thing, everyone always says "how else am I supposed to let you know I'm there?" I do not have the facial and cranial features of many congenitally deaf people, and whatever happened to TALKING? :iconfacepalmplz:

As an abuse victim who hates to be touched, I so want to squeeze and shatter their hands, snap their wrists, knock them to the ground so their hips or vertebrae will break and do other nasty things. Most of them seem like perverts too when they touch my ass cheeks. Next time I'm in Costco, Super Wal-Mart grocery department, a big department store during holiday shopping season or a warehouse grocery store I'll be wearing a cheap adult diaper, Bengay on my shoulders and a tank top or vest on, and will eat Ex-Lax and diuretics before I go, and give some old bitch or bastard (or idiotic young mother who should have had her sprog taken away into state care and her tubes tied) the shock of their lives when they touch me.
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divine--apathia Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I thought this was going to be about 'seniors.
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UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Those can be dangerous too :fear:
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James--Steele Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
`Danium
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The-other-Master Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Student General Artist
what I also like of some seniors is hearing them swear! You wouldn't actually think a little old lady would swear but I have heard my fair share of them.
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
How do you know some elderly person is drunk and not just having a senior episode or a stroke?
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
because they smell to alcohol :nod:
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:iconorangekrissy:
OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
No, that is just their late husbands Old Spice you smell.
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BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well. This is a little bit long but crazy. Does not involves cars, but crazy old people.

When I was growing up, in rural Spain, there was this old lady that had some mental illness and was really aggresive

The woman was mentally ill, ok, but to add to the dangerous situation, she was also strong and a sharp shooter. The moment she could not catch you, she would throw you an stone and almost never, ever failed, and she aimed to the head.

As kids are cruel, the village kids liked to go to her house door and taunt her, just for the thrill of it. She would come out and beat the shit out of you if she caught you.

While I never participate in the harrasment, some of my friends did. I refused to go with them, sensing something there was not right.

One afternoon one of my big mouthed friends and me were walking down an street when we crossed paths with the woman. Under normal circunstances, if you did not tell anything to her or you did not even look at her face she would no do anything, but my asshole friend had to turn around when we had passed her and yelled and insult.

The woman turned around and chased us down the street. I was panicking, my friend was laughing himself to death. At some point an stone hit my friend in the head drawing blood and the woman caught up with him and started kicking his ass. I managed to scape and got two of the neighborhood men to get the old lady off my friend. He was battered and his pride long gone.

Some time later, she atacked a police officer and ended up in a mental institution. She was dangerous, but I have to say not everything was her fault
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
To get mentally ill as you age is horrible. I guess he place was in a mental institution after all :nod:
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BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
She had always been mentally ill,it just got worse with time and her mother too. Sad story, they used to fight each other even in the middle of the church service.

Looking back, it was a bizarre situation. i did not notice then
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Edgar-Sideways Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional General Artist
I am hardcore. Always was. Sometimes I stay up all night. Mainly because I can't get up the fucking stairs to my bed because of my crippling arthritis. - Edgar
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Some pot will help you deal with the pain :aww:
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HZade Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I haven't had any experiences like that luckily... :lol:
Heheh, have you seen an episode of South Park called "Grey Dawn" by any chance? It's the Country Kitchen Buffet one, it's strangely relevant here!

"Wait a minute. If all the seniors in town are at a meeting, that means that when the meeting gets out...
Every senior in town will be driving home...
At the same time.
OH MY GOD!"
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I can see that as a dooms day scenario :nod:
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No idea. All I know is that I wouldn't want to come across someone like :iconimmoistplz:
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priteeboy Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My nan puts her life and everyone else's in danger every time she gets behind the wheel...and even more when the car is turned on! :stare:

Seriously, she embodies everything about the classic stereotypical "Old person who can't drive for shit". She has occasionally tried making turns into the wrong lane, she stops the second the light turns yellow even if she is close enough to easily continue through before it goes red (what you should do if you are close enough anyway) Arrows must look like some foreign Chinese language to her too since she seems oblivious to the fact that car-parking lots have arrows guiding the cars so everything flows nicely...until she comes face to face with someone trying to go the right way. Oh but that's nothing - years ago I was in the car with her as we were going to McDonald's...she tried getting into the Drive-Thru the WRONG WAY! I saw that confused family who had just picked up their meal facing right at us for only a second before I sunk down in my seat out of sheer embarrassment :ashamed:

Worst of all - she thinks she's a GREAT driver and that it's everybody else at fault for her numerous near-accidents :facepalm:
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morbid-angelic Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
:lol:

I'm laughing my pants off at your expense right now. I'm picturing you hiding under the dashboard as your nan tries to back out of the drive-thru with a confused family looking on the whole time.
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's exactly how it went down :stare:
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morbid-angelic Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
:rofl:
Still laughing.
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
On a positive note at least she is not doing it drunk and high like the lady in the news :aww:
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priteeboy Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Who knows, a little alcohol might be an improvement on the original :lmao:
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rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
My dementia-addled grandfather pointing a loaded revolver at me. He told me to take the gun and shoot the cat on the porch. There was no cat; just a beer can. :stare:




...oh yeah. He also had Parkinson's, so his hands were shaking THE WHOLE FUCKIN TIME his finger was on the trigger and he had the barrel pointed at me. :iconeratsplz:
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:slow: yeah for the Second Amendment

:icon1shootplz::icon2shootplz::icon3shootplz:
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Did you get the gun taken off him? People with such mental and physical disabilities shouldn't be owning firearms :wtf: You'd be safer giving the loaded gun to a 10 year old!

Ah, so the only reason why you didn't shoot the cat was because it wasn't there :giggle:
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PlasticusForkus Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Crime-fighting granny: [link]
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That is awesome, but you need to be a little cucu to take such a risk :slow:
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PlasticusForkus Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Or really really pissed off.
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Cut-throat-Jake Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
On quite a few occasions whilst driving iv'e had old people pull out infront of me without looking and then go realy slow.
Quite recently at a roundabout an old lady almost crahed into me because she was in the wrong lane and took no notice that I was next to her when she tried to move over.
Bloody old people, half of them shouldn't have driving licences.
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They're always in such a hurry to get in front of you...then drive 20 below the speed limit :X
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, their fitness to drive should be constantly tested for the safety of everyone :nod:
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
I don't like old people who think that just because they're old and "weak", they can just be rude and grumpy about anything.

Once, I gave my seat up for an old lady and she cussed at me for thinking that she needed the seat. Shhhyeah, I was just being polite and she definitely needed it more than me. What an ass. :roll:
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know :lol:

Some of them are ok, but there are plenty of crazy ones, that want things their way :slow:
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
I come across the kind old people more often than the grumpy POS. :meow:

So I am quite okay with humanity when it comes to the old farts. Just the rotten individuals that get me :shakefist:
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Most old people I know are kind. But I have come across the naughty ones too. :slow:
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Naughty old tarts? :plotting:
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Seriously, one time I saw in the news that in a retirement home a group of elders organized an orgy :rofl: the nurses and doctors caught them in the act :no:
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
lols in New Zealand? :lmao:

I googled that up! Hahahaha, that's insane. Can the men even get their tinky winkies up? :B Urgh, thank God it's not a worldwide phenomenon. Perhaps there is hope for me when I am 80 and still wanna be frisky. :eyes:
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UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
well with the invention of Viagra now old men can keep it up :eyes:

However, that thing is dangerous. I heard about a guy who became blind due to overdosing on viagra :fear:

I think there is also a drug for women, but I am not sure how is it called :shrug:
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Kiryuin-Satsuki Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
I don't give up my seat for anyone. Survival of the fittest and all
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nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Hah. Well, I only do so when I see pregnant ladies and old people or parents with small children. The basics. :P People give you dirty looks here if you don't do it. :slow:
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Kiryuin-Satsuki Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
I don't give up my seat for anyone. Survival of the fittest and all
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Stieger Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
SOMEONE TELL HER ITS NOT THE 60s
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Danium Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
" OH YOU ARE STILL DOING THE CAPS BOLD THING?
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Stieger Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
I STOPPED, BUT RECENTLY STARTED DOING IT AGAIN.
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Danium Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
OH COOL MAN, I APPROVE OF SUCH THINGS
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:iconunknownsingularity:
UnknownSingularity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I am afraid we will see more of these cases as the 60's generation approach retirement :aww:
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deshrubber Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I curse at young people all the time! :aww:
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Danium Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
Yet you still play in playgrounds. Getting senile? :iconteheplz:
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