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Igloo shit.

:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Professional Writer
What would you do if your house was an igloo and a polar bear fucked your sandals? :c
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0rg Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
I would tell ~freespyrodragon to hang herself so she doesn't make any more terrible threads
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional Writer
But then I would tell you to go shove a cock so far down your throat that you bleed out of your ass, so it look's like you have hemroids or some shit, and to shoot yourself in your disgrace of a fucking face. JFS.
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:icon0rg:
0rg Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
wow, you're pretty cool for a less-than-attractive high schooler

kudos
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional Writer
Too da loo.
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:iconmisterkhact:
MisterKhact Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012
Play soccer.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional Writer
oh.
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SansNoir Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Well, since I am bored, I'll play along...

I'd shoot the bear and make one hell of a pelt. PETA, eat your heart out.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
But captain crunch!!! THEM WERE MY MUFFINS!!!! :c
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:iconsansnoir:
SansNoir Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Well, them muffins burnt...just the way I like 'em...
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
I like my churches how I like my muffins ... burnt c:<
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:iconsansnoir:
SansNoir Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I don't know why, but I lol'd. :lol:
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Tehehehehhehehehe(:
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:iconrustyironmonger:
rustyironmonger Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconfacepalmplz: You are a failtroll. Try again, maybe make fun of *prosaix.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Why should I?
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:iconrustyironmonger:
rustyironmonger Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Change your morning coffee to bleach pl0x.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional Writer
sexual.
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:iconrustyironmonger:
rustyironmonger Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lolwut?
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2012  Professional Writer
Rape. :c
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
Why the hell am I wearing saddles in the snow?! Do I live in Wisconsin or something?!

Oh wait...I do...undermine.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
undermine? O.o
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012
"nevermind". Stupid crap iPhone. :iconwhymeplz:
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Professional Writer
Sexy bitch ;)
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:iconjphyper:
Jphyper Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
When the weather around here is conducive to making an igloo, it's often too dangerous to actually go out and do so. I do not have the endurance to build one, either.

Also, I do not wear sandals. Just sneakers year-round.

So to answer the question, I'd probably wake up from such a strange dream, and immediately forget about what I had been dreaming about.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
sexy. very sexy.
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:iconprosaix:
prosaix Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
I'd ask the polar bear to make a thread about losing weight.
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:iconsoda-with-cyanide:
soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student General Artist
Skin the bear and make a rug out of it.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
Sounds kinky.
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:iconsoda-with-cyanide:
soda-with-cyanide Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student General Artist
As a matter of fact, I'm pretty kinky by nature.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
interesting.
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:iconpriteeboy:
priteeboy Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'd be questioning why on Earth I'd have sandals when I'm living in the north pole. They're about as useful as a sweater when living in the Maldives :dummy:
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
Oh. (:
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
If I live in an igloo, it seems unlikely that I'd even need sandals.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
Blarghl. :c
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
FUCK THE SANDALS.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
What if they fuck you instead?
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:iconvanhir:
Vanhir Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I think I draw the line at sandals... Anything or anyone else but not sandals.
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freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
Awe. :c
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Xyires Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Since I don't wear sandals the polar bear can fuck the sandals as much as he likes.
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
Your such a sweet heart c:
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:iconxyires:
Xyires Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey if someone can make use of something I don't need they why not?
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
Hahaha XD
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Should have said thongs instead of sandals. Would have made it more interesting. :B
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:iconfreespyrodragon:
freespyrodragon Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Professional Writer
Indeed, indeed.
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:iconkamal-q:
Kamal-Q Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:iconohyouplz:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I have you to thank for that. :eyes:
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:iconkamal-q:
Kamal-Q Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
:lol: I'll save some words for more private places :eyes:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
There won't be any words then. :paranoid:
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:iconkamal-q:
Kamal-Q Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Won't need words :eyes:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Especially if we ducttape your mouth! :dummy:
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:iconkamal-q:
Kamal-Q Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
I was hoping for a ball-gag :'(
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