I'd say DeviantArt is like a massive RV bus thing filled with delightful lunatics. And its had all sorts of things kind of MacGuyvered into it, like lasers and satellites that don't really do anything and a big shark with antlers tied to the roof. Anyone we drive past will probably get mooned, though... so watch out.
It has style, it has class, and was built by idiots who thought it was a good idea at the time. And in a few years it will be considered a classic. But it's still a fabulous flop.
Well I know shit about car models and brands because I really don't give a shit about cars. So I'll describe the fun superficial features instead It'll be a metallic desaturated shade of teal. It'll have a Fella plushie dangling from the rear view mirror and a series of Emoticon Stress Balls lined up against the rear window, mocking the driver behind with their hilarious expressions and pretty colours, the complete set by the way:
And there would be a bumper sticker saying "Needs Premium Fuel"