Slippers that almost come at you.


MelvinGoldfarb's avatar
Sometimes I forget to dry my feet properly and this can lead to foul smelling slippers. The odour can really be vicious. Sometimes, I swear they are coming at me on their own, like a small animal or something. Scuttling across the floor toward me in a aggressive manner

What do you do when your slippers get nasty?
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PlasticusForkus's avatar
I've never needed to wash them.
terminallybored's avatar
Why've you got so many accounts?
nosugarjustanger's avatar
My slippers do not get nasty. :icondivaplz:
LadyZelda1's avatar
Nor mine. Do you dry yourself when you get out of the shower? I see mold growing in your crotch region.
nosugarjustanger's avatar
Irrelevant. If you're ever that near my crotch area, you'll be damn sure that I am going to piss on you before you can even do anything else.
LadyZelda1's avatar
Well I was more directing that at the OP but your post can be kinky.
nosugarjustanger's avatar
Whatever floats your boat.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
You're on dirty motherfucker, you know that?
I bet you're the weird neighbour who throws his 'soiled' underwear into someone else's garden :shifty:
MelvinGoldfarb's avatar
I am not a mother ******. See, I censor myself. I speak truth about real life. Not sugar plum fairy threads.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Nobody cares about sugar plum fairy threads, nor does anyone care about your weird fetishes :shrug:
nosugarjustanger's avatar
In some countries, soiled panties fetch a high price.

You should profit from those dirty, nasty people. :dummy:
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
Knowing the right kind of people with the right kind of fetish will be fruitful!
nosugarjustanger's avatar
Craigslist should point you to some directions. :B
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
I'm not even going to try my luck with that one :bucktooth:
nosugarjustanger's avatar
Do it, for the lulz.
PuzzledHeartBox's avatar
But they might stalk me!
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Danium's avatar
I always dry my feet so they won't turn into a French Cheese factory. :bleh:
UnknownSingularity's avatar
I don't wear sleepers at all. I keep my floor and feeth clean :aww:
Danium's avatar
I thought you meant teeth :confused:
Vanhir's avatar
I... Wash them?