What would you do?


StevenSpielberg's avatar
If you saw Harrison Ford on a pogo stick? Would you approach him? Would you try to steal the pogo stick from him? What if he told you to 'sod off' if you asked for a ride on his pogo stick? What would you do?
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PyroSikTh's avatar
I'd certainly cheer him on.
DutchConnaisseur's avatar
Take a picture and sell it.
soda-with-cyanide's avatar
Laugh till I feel like Darth Vader's force-gripping my chest cavity.
azureastra7's avatar
I'd say, "No banging Callista in public!"
KoutaTheCreator's avatar
Indiana Jones and the Pogo Stick of Disney's Lost Tomb?
Vanhir's avatar
I'd beat the shit out of him using his pogo stick for telling me to sod off. Then I'd flay him and wear his flesh like a cape.
CaptainHello's avatar
Walk past because I'm an idiot who doesn't notice my surroundings.
joeydawolf's avatar
For one thing, he wouldn't say "sod off" he'd say "scram". I would ask him what he thought about Disney continueing the Star Wars franchise and who he thinks should play Han Solo. Then he'd smack me upside the head with the pogo and say "scram".
StevenSpielberg's avatar
I know from experience that Harrison is fond of saying 'Sod off' to autograph seekers. It's one of his favourite terms. He picked it up in the UK while filming Temple Of Doom at Elstree.
siantjudas's avatar
I would stop and get out my camera. Because he is probably seconds from whooping some Nazi ass.
hippo-rim-job's avatar
That Centrum Silver works wonders for the body.
siantjudas's avatar
Nah, it was that shit he drank from that old ass knight, like in the desert from that ratty ass cup they was after. It like made him like immortal yo.
hippo-rim-job's avatar
Wow, so when he looked decrepit in the sequel, that was just CGI right?
StevenSpielberg's avatar
Spring over the helmet, no?
hippo-rim-job's avatar
I would stop and get out my camera. Because he is probably seconds from eating pavement and breaking his hip.
hippo-rim-job's avatar
This is why you suck cock and have no friends.
StevenSpielberg's avatar
hippo-rim-job's avatar
You're right. That was completely unreasonable.

If you suck cock, chances are you'd have plenty of friends.
StevenSpielberg's avatar
Next Friday, same place , same time.
hippo-rim-job's avatar
Oh boy! I'm next!