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Yo Momma Thread

:iconmadmankiller3859:
madmankiller3859 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Im sure you know what yo momma jokes are.

So, You basically put a yo momma joke about the last poster's mom.

And for the sake of no confusion, please dont post replies to a post.
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:icontachy-on:
Tachy-on Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
:lock: by request of OP
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:iconjericawinters:
JericaWinters Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctors told her she had 15 years to live.
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:iconakeno237:
Akeno237 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yo mamma so hairy that the only language she speaks is Wooki.
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:iconmetalhartrockandroll:
Your mama's so fat she went to the London Olympics and there were no empty seats!

I came up with that one myself :)
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:iconmadmankiller3859:
madmankiller3859 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Finally!! Soimeone follows and plays along!!
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:iconmetalhartrockandroll:
What can I say, I gots hate for people's moms.
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:iconsaxeh:
saxeh Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No, I love my mum !
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:iconskyfire2008:
SkyFire2008 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Are you 12 years old?
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:iconmetalhartrockandroll:
Hahaha.
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:iconmadmankiller3859:
madmankiller3859 Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Y you ask that??
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:iconaareyn:
aareyn Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Why is everyone such an asshole anymore :/
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:iconnosugarjustanger:
nosugarjustanger Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
OP's mom so dumb, she chose not to abort him when she could.
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:icontalesmith:
TaleSmith Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012
Man... I was actually hoping to do some yo mama jokes.

Like my newest favorite off of Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:

"Yo mama so dumb she thinks ATP is where an Indian lives."
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
What about yo dad jokes? This is a sexist conspiracy, the entire thing.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Should be "Yo Papa" rather than "dad". :no:
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're right. :slow:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
YO PAPA!
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yo papa's so fat that yo mama's a pancake. :unimpressed:
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yo papa so dumb, he thought yo mama was a toilet.
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:iconmadmankiller3859:
madmankiller3859 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fine, yo dads...
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:iconbytestream:
Bytestream Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lol:
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:iconopiumrooster:
opiumrooster Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012
yo momma's gay, and that's okay with me.
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:iconco-phantom:
Co-Phantom Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yo mamma is bad, and she should feel bad. l:I
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:iconnokari:
nokari Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
No, asshole. It's more like--

You're so lame, 1990 called saying it wants its dumb joke back.

-- Fresh
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:iconmadmankiller3859:
madmankiller3859 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
1970 called. They want their chest hair back.
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:iconnokari:
nokari Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
What's next? "Talk to the hand"? :roll:
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:iconhippo-rim-job:
hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
:iconpeeweeplz::iconsaysplz: I know you are, but what am I?
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:iconmadmankiller3859:
madmankiller3859 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no, asshole. More like this--

Yo momma's like a baseball,hit her just right and you get a home run..

See??
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:iconhippo-rim-job:
hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
No, asshole. It's more like this--

You use the reply button when you want to reply.
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:iconhippo-rim-job:
hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
He blocked me :rofl:
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:iconnokari:
nokari Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
lolz, he blocked me too
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:iconhippo-rim-job:
hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
This appears to be the trend, if my observations are accurate-

Loser joins deviant art
Loser makes a lame thread, believing he is clever and genuinely expecting a positive reaction
Loser gets flamed by forum regulars, because he is not clever
Loser blocks all forum regulars for not thinking he is clever
Loser wonders why he isn't getting any attention because he doesn't grasp that the forum regulars are the ones actually participating on the site
Loser deactivates, starts a new account and starts the process over
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:iconnokari:
nokari Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
I've observed this as well, though it usually goes to the point where said loser develops an unhealthy and negatively biased opinion of dA as a grumpy loser that takes themselves too seriously, but blames everything else instead.
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:iconhippo-rim-job:
hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
All because they didn't lurk enough to realize the idea they thought was really cool and original has already occurred to hundreds of people.
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:iconnokari:
nokari Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
In this case, millions of people for at least 2 decades..
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:iconnokari:
nokari Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Yo momma so blocked.
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:iconhippo-rim-job:
hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
She had to drink a bottle of Drano...
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:iconnokari:
nokari Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
...and died from inhaling Chlorine farts.
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:iconhippo-rim-job:
hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I'm pretty sure that would kill you.

Although that teenager in the news drank the bleach and lived. So you never know.
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:iconnokari:
nokari Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
She must have had the whitest asshole ever..
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:iconhippo-rim-job:
hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Fuck you, cocksucker.


Oh wait. I think I did it wrong.
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