My name is Guyydude, I AM ALL THAT IS MAN! Aside from that I'm pretty good at hunting, fishing, and watching nakkid girls mid wrestle whilst I dip a beer saying, "yep" every time I do. Also, instead of taming a horse for my steed, I decided I would go with something just as horse like: Gary Bussie.
first rule of Salty Spitoon; you always need proof. no exceptions. (even i have to punch out Cthulhu every time i need to work my shift. of course, i always buy him a drink after; he's one of our oldest employees/clients, and a damn good bouncer.)
now, let's try this again. Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?