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Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ya?

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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2012  Student Filmographer
well?
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GuyyDude Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
My name is Guyydude, I AM ALL THAT IS MAN! Aside from that I'm pretty good at hunting, fishing, and watching nakkid girls mid wrestle whilst I dip a beer saying, "yep" every time I do. Also, instead of taming a horse for my steed, I decided I would go with something just as horse like: Gary Bussie.
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2012  Student Filmographer
it takes a true man to wrangle something as wild and unpredictable as Gary Busey.

you're in.
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GuyyDude Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
<Tips his hat> Now, lets get out to porch so we can pass our judgement on all those who walk by.
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Student Filmographer
You go on ahead and do that, sir. I'll accompany y'all when my shift is over.
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TamiKittenCafe Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My bedtime is at 9:30pm but sometimes I GO TO BED AT 9:31pm! *thug life* XD
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Student Filmographer
sleep is for the weak.

anything else?
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:iconmadmankiller3859:
madmankiller3859 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
HOW TOGH AM I?

I use windows vita.

:iconfuckyeaplz:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Filmographer
misspellings and inability to punch out correctly spelled words.

-30 toughness points.

use of meme

- 15 toughness points.
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madmankiller3859 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
So om ah in?

PS: I punched the s out of vista.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Filmographer
nah. sorry, bro.
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:iconmadmankiller3859:
madmankiller3859 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fuck. oh well. *punches you in face*
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Student Filmographer
*face falls off revealing several very large claw-like appendages and several layers of mandibles*

*turns your arm into mulch*
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madmankiller3859 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
dAmn
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monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I can handle anything, gore, violence, deaths you name it - you can throw anything at me and I'll eat it up, not literally of course.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Filmographer
anyone can get that ability after a couple weeks of 4chan's /b/ forum.

anything else?
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monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well...I can be extremely vicious when angry, and oh yeah...Grrrrr!
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Filmographer
mmhm.

so what you're saying is... you have no proof of how tough you are?
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:iconmonstermaster13:
monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I don't need proof, i'm always slaying the forces of darkness that is when i'm not joining them.
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Filmographer
first rule of Salty Spitoon; you always need proof. no exceptions. (even i have to punch out Cthulhu every time i need to work my shift. of course, i always buy him a drink after; he's one of our oldest employees/clients, and a damn good bouncer.)

now, let's try this again. Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are you?
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monstermaster13 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I slaughtered several people and drank their blood.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Filmographer
cool. do you sparkle in the sunlight, like all the other faggy vampires i've kicked out?
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I-AM-KM Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012
I run with scissors.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Filmographer
i run into scissors.

anything else?
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pinkishhair97 Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I went back to 2 Girls 1 Cup to send it to allll my email contacts :)
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2012  Student Filmographer
"i want you inside me."
-the now-sentient Salty Spitoon.
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pinkishhair97 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha
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:iconmoonrainbowxoxo:
moonrainbowxoxo Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
I clean a toilet without being ask to do it.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Filmographer
do you use your fists to punch out mutant tapeworms?
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:iconmoonrainbowxoxo:
moonrainbowxoxo Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012
Yes. :chainsaw:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Filmographer
you're in. (also, hired. we'll pay you in drinks, gold bars, and chest hair for every toilet you leave squeaky-clean.)
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moonrainbowxoxo Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2012
You can keep the job, I just want to get in.
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2012  Student Filmographer
lol i don't clean the toilets here.

(that's Marvin the Android's job. we just want to kick him out because he keeps depressing everybody who walks into the bathroom)
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DutchConnaisseur Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
I will order some milk and cookies.
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Filmographer
They got milk and cookies in that establishment over there. :pointr:
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DutchConnaisseur Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
:happybounce:
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:iconomgwtfbbqplz:
omgwtfbbqplz Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
I've been to the weird and dark part of the internet for over a day and came back.



WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Student Filmographer
lol i live in that part of the internet. :la: (the neighbors are nice, but i don't talk to them much.)

anything else?
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I went there a few times, solely to vent my hatred for it! :iconinsanitywolfplz:
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Filmographer
gooby pls.
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:iconcosmic--chaos:
Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Damn you, Dolan!!! :shakefist: Seriously, what's the point of that meme?
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VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Student Filmographer
iunno.
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omgwtfbbqplz Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Um.... I had milk.






WITHOUT ANY MILK.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student Filmographer
your ability to break physics and eat empty glasses of milk is quite impressive.

c'mon in.
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:iconasukakissu:
AsukaKissu Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I'm so tough I have a fluffy pink unicorn pillow.
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student Filmographer
i own an actual unicorn.
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:iconasukakissu:
AsukaKissu Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lucky duck D:<
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Student Filmographer
ikr?
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:iconasukakissu:
AsukaKissu Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lucky duck D:<
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prestonthecarartist Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student Photographer
Im so tough, I can open a bottle of ketchup without any help at all!
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:iconvelvetfish:
VelvetFish Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Student Filmographer
not even some hot water?
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