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that s not FUNNY !

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~kiomaru1 Jul 4, 2012  Student Artist
so what is the worse joke you have ever told someone or the most unfunyest prank you ever did
on some one ?
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~Angelpussy Jul 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is pretty disgusting, so I'll write it small:

Q: What do you call a dead baby on the end of a train?
A: A miscarriage.


Yeah, I know. :iconshameplz:
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it wanted to.
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!soda-with-cyanide Jul 5, 2012  Student General Artist
... the only joke I remember I've did was to scare the shit out of some jerks by screaming "HULK SMASH!" while I walked pass by them; actually they've deserved it, since they always made French class a hell, especially for the teacher, who's new and all.
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~Tidal-Wave-Art Jul 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm not a very funny person. :iconohyouplz:
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`priteeboy Jul 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh man, I almost said the most horrible thing this year but fortunately stopped myself from completing it.

We had just got a new kitten (not the one we have right now) And unfortunately the kitten was involved in an accident and died the next day in spite of all of our best efforts to keep it safe and "kitten-proof" everything (we were all so excited, it was like bringing a baby into the house) But the kitten died by getting caught in something while it was investigating its new home. I was very upset since I'm a cat lover myself too, but my mother was shattered :tears: So I don't even know why I almost said "Looks like curiosity really did kill the cat" as a joke :oops: Maybe I was trying to lighten up the situation or something. I don't know, making a crack about anything that recently died is out of character for me (or at least pets and people I know and care about anyway ;p) But that could count as a very inappropriate thing to say intended as a joke to lighten the mood :stupidme:

I also laughed once when I wa sin high school because I was in class and someone just outside was making all these weird noises, and so I laughed and imitated the noises to my friends, because I thought it was just some class clown trying to be funny. Everyone then gave me a foul look :evileye: And I was like "why is everyone looking at me like that?" - turns out those weird grunts and squeals weren't from just a teenage smartass - they were from the deaf and mentally handicapped student passing by and I didn't even realize :oops:

Oh God I'm a horrible, horrible person :ashamed:
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~kiomaru1 Jul 4, 2012  Student Artist
wow you really Did fail in that last one OO XD
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~Mystieka-Senko Jul 4, 2012  Student General Artist
Worst joke? Euhm...

Men are like dogs, the only difference is that when you punish a dog it'll be clever enough to not do it again.
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~kiomaru1 Jul 4, 2012  Student Artist
lol well half of the world population would find this funny
the other half not
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~Mystieka-Senko Jul 5, 2012  Student General Artist
Well actually women usually find it really offensive while the men just laugh it off. XD
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Hopefully it's not the worst, but see my signature. (I actually just improved it too, and I explain it now :dummy:)
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