Write the funniest saying you ever heard


aloynna's avatar
Starting with my own,    Marcus Butler has a juicy butt and likes to play with it in the garden XDDDDDDDDDDDDD 
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PearOfDiscord's avatar
Your braincell is lonely.  Best. Insult. Ever.
PearOfDiscord's avatar
I can't take credit for it.  It's from a book.
FallenAngelOfCrimson's avatar
Don't assume, because if you do, you'll make and @$$ out of U and ME
speedysketch's avatar
"after tuesday,
        even the calender goes W  T  F "
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chewyredhots's avatar
"Dry as a popcorn fart"~
             
                         Virgil Middleton
Frankenlily564's avatar
 I don't get it, is this spongebob smoking grass or something!? XD :rofl:
PigeonBomber's avatar
You are indeed an asshat.

But you are a glorious and sexy asshat, so I shall allow it.

Sincerely,
                Shawn
Phoenix-Wing-Art's avatar
No one wants to know about your constipation
                                                          ~Honey Sugar Bear
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Untitled Drawing by Himitsu315
That's what he said to Castiel...