GUERRILLAcartoonzFeatured By OwnerFeb 10, 2013Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Because. My house is infested with these fuckers. I especially hate it when I end up finding them in the shower... once I'm actually in there washing my hair. I've lost count of how many times it's happened.
"In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will."
If anyone has ever made the mistake of purchasing a Furby, like myself, you KNOW how evil these little nasties are! I had one when I was seven, and it was basically a spawn of Satan. (According to my parents, the batteries melted in it, causing it to turn itself on in the middle of the night and scare the living shit out of me. I'm calling bullshit on that. I got so scared I beat it with my brother's metal softball bat and threw it out the window.)
OH GEEZ. Wow that's creepy. My furby was (rather ironically) black and purple, and it would just start turning on and and making noises. I honestly thought it was speaking in tongues or something! Shit was pretty damn terrifying. If I ever got the chance to destroy it again, I'd probably do something more fun, like this:[link] Now that they're bringing them BACK for this generation, I'm just giving up on society. WHY MUST THEY BRING BACK THOSE DEMONS. WHY.
I know...the thing I had was a 2 foot tall "Robo-Buddy" or some crap name like that. One of the things it did was play "catch" He had one of those rotatory-powered blasters (wheel spins at high rpm inside barrel) that fired little foam balls, and the arm was fed by a, well, magazine for lack of a better term attached to a funnel on his shoulder. Middle of the night-
"Let's play a game!" WHIIIIIIIIIIIR BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM
Damn thing's somewhere in the basement....I think my cat killed it. hopefully
Oh wow. I know what you mean, my brother used to have something similar to that, although it never turned on in the middle of the night. Hopefully your cat destroyed it... Let's just bring all of the animatronic toys in this world together and just make a huge bonfire...before they form intelligence and DESTROY US ALL!