Peanut: "Baby, I am NUTS for you." Tree: "I'm sorry, I am not interested. Can you LEAF?" Peanut: "No! Our destinies are SOWED together! We have a whole adventure to emBARK upon!" Tree: "Please! I do not wished for my love life to be SOILED!" Peanut: "But I will be your soul mate! I will ROOT for you no matter the situation!" OH THE PUNS.