Occupation: Witch, skank, putting up with her husband (Generalissimo Grunt)
Hobbies: Burning things, smoking, freezing things with liquid nitrogen then burning them, black magic, summoning demons, riding her broomstick, sex, alcoholism, putting scrap metal in Grunt's Mexican food and assaulting Harry Potter fans with her army of sharks on flying motorcycles.
Likes: Fire, more fire, making Grunt feel almost as stupid as he actually is, Chuppe, testing Transfatylvanian experimental weaponry on Grunt, humiliating Grunt at parties, kicking Grunt off of high places and watching as he bounces, attacking Grunt's weakspot for massive damage, Raht and Shamus.
Dislikes: Grunt, Anyone prettier than her, no smoking signs, forests, people not screaming enough when she sets them on fire, water, Harry Potter, the lack of profanity in children's television and falling houses.
Skills: Magic, Making Grunt wrong all the time, cooking, casting spells, dressing like a skank.
Infamy: Starting the Yellowstone Forest Fire, Starting the Salem witch hunts so she could burn people, starting the great Chicago Fire, sleeping with pretty much everybody,