WARNING! WARNING! LONG POST INBOUND! MAKE A SANDWICH!

Some artists returned the points I paid them to do my requests, citing either family problems, medical issues, too big of a workload, or general laziness. I have a lot of points now, so it's time to distribute points to the artists who are willing to put my insane ideas down.

I want to see some girls in my personal harem outfits and/or my favorite girls.

Okay, rules. PLEASE READ SO I DON'T NEED TO REMIND YOU A THOUSAND TIMES.

1. Choose the harem girls and/or yuri couples you want to do. Plural. You need to offer to do at least three harem girls or one yuri couples. I want more bang for my buck if you catch my drift.

2. Either leave a comment below, or send a note. Title the note either:
+ Harem Babes (If you want to do the harem commission)
+ Gay Girls (If you want to do the yuri commission)
+ Spread Gun (If you want to do both.)
If you don't title the note this, I will ignore it. Why? Because. Really, I just do it for giggles.

3.Offer what you can do. I will want full-body and color and I don't care if it's digital or traditional, just do what you're best at.

4.As for pricing, we can discuss it. If you have set pricing, I will agree to that, unless its too much. I'll pay as much as 1,500 but that has to be something special. Don't offend me by offering to do one pic for the max price. I want lots of prices, not just five. I don't care if you're professional or offer high-quality, there's no need to overprice things I could five times over for half the price.

Sorry for the little tirade. Had a lot of asswipes who offered little and wanted a lot.

Also, please tell me if you need the points now or later or half now or half for the sketch or whatever. I lost several good artist because they assumed I would pay upfront. Also, I can only pay in points, so don't ask for real life cash. This is the Projects section of the forum, which deals in points. Money commissions are in the Jobs section.

5. Keep me updated! Many artists forgot about me and leave me in the dark, or I do that myself. Previews are expected for bigger projects. At least a report once a day. If you have a problem that takes more precedence than my perverted fantasies, please tell me! I want to care for you, and don't want to seem like a weight. But if you don't tell me anything for three days, I'm dropping you. Sorry, lost too much commissions due to lack of contact.

6. Have fun! I want you to enjoy doing my commissions, like as a teaching experience. Throw in some flair of your own, get creative with the concepts, let your art skills flow out like a water park!

7. PLEASE, MAKE THE PICS HAPPY IN NATURE. I'm sick of all of the depressing crap that's been dominating the media. But don't get me wrong. Drama is a important element of story-telling. But I've seen too many poorly handed drama scenes that don't make me cry, feel sad, or even laugh. Just anger.

Please. Make my requests happy in a world filled with dread.

8. They can be as mature as you what. Nothing that breaks the rules, I ain't going down with you. Don't be shameless!

And now. We're done with the rules. On to the lists!

Oh, get your own references. Take a second to Google it.

SEXY HAREM GIRLS. 3 GIRLS MIN.
+ Twinrova Fusion (Orcania of Time) Maid outfit.
+ Ran Yakumo (Touhou) Two-piece dark blue swimming suit.
+ Ryo-Ohki Adult Form (Tenchi Muyo) 50's carhop with short-shorts (Think of Sonic's.) with rollerblades.
+ Impa (Orcania of Time) Black nylon jogger's outfit.
+ Juri Han (Street Fighter) sexy Hipee outfit.
+ Cammy (Street Fighter) Black suit with tie, no hat, opened shirt.
+ Aisha Clanclan (Outlaw Star) Opened-front kimono.
+ Porche (One Piece) Bunny-girl.
+ Marjoly (Rhaspody) Lingerie model.
+ Jinx (Teen Titans) Hula dancer.
+ Callie Briggs (SwatKats) Sexy black fancy night-gown.
+ Iron Mouse (Sailor Moon) Schoolgirl outfit.
+ Liru (Magical Pokaan) Sexy nun outfit.
+ Makoto (BlazBlue) Sexy cowgirl's outfit.
+ Lucia (Shadow Hearts) Belly-dancer outfit.
+ Tron Bonne (Megaman Legends) sexy Vampiress.
+ Phoebe (Pokemon) Eve leaves.
+ Boa Sandersonia (One Piece) Naked apron (From the front)
+ Rei Ayanami (Evangelion) Cat-girl outfit.
+ Yoruichi (Bleach) Sexy Santa
+ Desiree (Danny Phantom) Slave Leia outfit.
+ Sherrie (King of Fighters) Sexy cheerleader.
+ Kitty Katswell (T.U.F.F. Puppy) Gift wrap outfit.
+ Mihane (Tenchi Muyo!) Germain Barmaid.
+ Wasp (Marvel Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes) Sexy nurse
+ Soifon/Soi Fon/Soi Fong/Soifong/Sui Feng (Bleach) Japanese Hostess outfit
+ Beastmaster (Disgaea) Sexy devil.
+ Haruka Gracia (Basquash) Short Chinese dress
+ Rozalin (Disgaea) sexy Witch
+ Anetta (Megaman Battle Network) Sexy american indian girl
+ Ms.Millions (Battle Network) Sexy magician (Think of Zatanna).
+ Yukia (Battle Network, I love the series, okay?) Hooters-like outfit. Replace orange with midnight blue, and with a different logo. Make your own!
+ Blair (Soul Eater) sexy Egyptian
+ Prier (La Pucelle Tactics) sexy Police uniform
+ Yoko Littner (Gurren Lagaan) sexy genie

(35 girls total.)

SHOUJI-AI/YURI PAIRINGS. 1 COUPLE MIN.
+ Jessica Albert (Dragon Quest 8)/Fran (Final Fantasy 12) (This is my OTP couple, I even made a fan club called 'ALifeToLiveTogether'. Do something extra special. Nothing too perverted.)
+ Ino/Tsunade (Naruto) (My Beta Couple by TvTropes standarda. Do something interesting.)
+ Android 18/Videl (Dragonball Z) (18 is in charge in this fever-dream relationship, though not in the BDSM sort of way. Don't forget they have powers. Do something amazing.)
+ Martian Queen Tyr'ahnee (Duck Dodgers)/Amy Wong (Futurama) (My lustful couple. Do something perverted!)
+ Ayla/Queen Zeal (Chrono Trigger) (I've been getting a lot of good attention for this couple. Do something interesting.)
+ Peg (Goof Troop)/Frankie Foster (Foster's Home) (My fancy-night-life couple. Do something elegant.)
+ Lulu/Rikku (Final Fantasy X, with Rikku's X-2 design) (Rikku enjoys Lulu a little too much. Though Lulu doesn't mind. Do something perverted!)
+ Iroha (Samurai Spirits/Showdown)/Ivy Valentine (Soul Calibur) (The norm of these pics is Ivy molesting Iroha. Do something different.)
+ Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit)/Holli Would (Cool World) (Being sex symbols...well...just something eye-catching.)
+ Elena/Rainbow Mika (Street Fighter)(Like Iroha/Ivy, the pic contain Elena grabbing Elena in a wrestling fashion. Do something different.)
+ Felicia/Morrigan (Darkstalkers) (Felicia is innocent, Morrigan is perverted. Do you think you can mix both?)
+ Coco/Tawna (Crash Bandicoot) (The old design is Tawna is lame. Make your own, but remember, sex appeal!
+ Hello Nurse/Minerva Mink (Aninamanics) (Being a nurse, as it is part of her name, she cares for Minerva. Do something caring.)
+ Rukia/Rangiku (Bleach) (Rangiku is basically a party girl, while Rukia is a straight-laced girl. Do something to that effect.)
+ Megara/Esmeralda (Disney) (Both are strong, independent women who stand out in the crowd. Do something lovely.)
+ Wuya/Katnappe (Xialon Showdown) (Wuya rules this relationship, and Katnappe is a lucky fan girl. Do have fun.)
+ Nekomata/Magic Knight (Disgaea) (Two generic characters seems like a challenge, huh? Do try to live up to the saying, 'a picture is worth a thousand words.')
+ Chel (Road to El Dorado)/Kida (Atlantis The Lost Empire) (Chel has the butt, and Kida has the breasts. Both girls enjoy the features of the other. Do something perverted.)
+ Stocking/Kneesocks (Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt) (Stocking likes sweets, and Kneesocks is like bittersweet treat. Do something 'delicious'. No vore.
+ Sakura/Ibuki (Street Fighter) (You think this pairing would have some pics, but no. Do try to fix that.)
+ Tomo/Kagura (Azumanga Daioh) (The norm is usually Tomo/Yomi, but I think Kagura works better. Do you think so?)
+ Lindsay/Gwen (Total Drama Island) (In a show that's the America equal of Naruto; in both story, characters, and fandom, this pairing...has nothing. Either that, or I'm not looking in the right places or ways. Do something about that, won't you?)
+ Harribel (Or how ever you spell her name.)/Sun-Sun (Bleach.) (Damn you, Roxius. For being both awesome and disgusting. Eh, whatever. Do what you think is best.)
+ Captain Amelia/Jane Porter (Disney) (This fandom is awesome! Why hasn't there been more pics? Oh, Strawberry and Jabberwocky have been doing other things. Do your part and contribute.)
+ Kyoko Needleworker/Asuka Cranekick (Disgaea) (Recolors of the Ninja and Samurai class still need love. Could you, do something for these two.)
+ Agent K (The Replacements)/Maddie (Danny Phantom) (NO ONE THOUGHT OF THIS? Do please get to work creating some awesome pics with some awesome moms!)
+ Ms.Madd (Battle Network)/Flannery (Pokemon) (Two sexy red-hair girls? Oh yeah. Do something eye-popping.)
+ Spectra/Jazz (Danny Phantom) (I came up with this one in order to appease the fans, just after someone made a yaoi pic thinking I wanted one. Yaoi fangirls are rabid! Do something that you think would be interesting.)
+ Perona/Vivi (One Piece) (Reason for couple is nil. Do something that matches said reason.)
+ Ashley Graham/Ada Wong (Resident Evil 4) (So opposites attract right? Game-long escort and femme fatale are opposites right? Do something akin to that.)

(30 couples total.)

Let's get to work folks!

...boy, coding is a bastard.