Those times when you take a huge shit, and when you take a look at it you're like "damn, that came out of my rectum? holy fuck". No lie that fucker was massive. I've seen dogs with less mass. I mean while I was passing it it didn't seem that large, it took me by surprise. Like a gigantic ninja turd. Now I'm suddenly realizing how uncomfortable I have been for the last couple hours, because I feel great right now. Sitting down feels fucking good. My whole body feels relaxed, that's the kind of shit I just took. I feel light, like a weight has been lifted from my lower body.