I have no butt, I have a ghetto pelvis.

well, my butthole does help me release the waste from my body...oop:

butts make sitting indeed soft

I barely have a butt...

I have no butt to praise, so I'll praise the small muscles of my petite lower form.

That.. would be painful!

And it always cusions my fall when I trip over my own feet!

BOOTAY! :lalalala:

My butt is awesome because it doesn't complain as I tirelessly goof off and work on art/fanfics/pet projects/whatever on the computer for more hours then is probably healthy. 0_o

Love ya butt!

My butt is named Reginald Crapshire. He's a grumpy, foul-mouthed retired Mayor who often acts rudely to his neighbors at the Stroketower estate - a residence far more exquisite than his own! There dwells Lord William Peter Crumbeworthy, a dashing aristocrat and professor. His two lively (and a little nutty!) twin cousins also reside there, Stoneham and Sackman Nadswell!

I would kiss you my butt...however
1)I'm not that flexible
2)It would be weird to kiss my own ass

Yay butts!

Oh glorious butt! I praise thee in all your amazing, squishy glory. *O*