My butt is named Reginald Crapshire. He's a grumpy, foul-mouthed retired Mayor who often acts rudely to his neighbors at the Stroketower estate - a residence far more exquisite than his own! There dwells Lord William Peter Crumbeworthy, a dashing aristocrat and professor. His two lively (and a little nutty!) twin cousins also reside there, Stoneham and Sackman Nadswell!