Lol, I'm sad I wasn't there for all that. But I hear you, I've been conversing with one such individual for several days now. I called their friends page a candy nightmare, and then after the butt hurt set in, they siced their whit knight on me, who despite 'having better things to do', continued to reply endlessly in an attempt to get the last word.
Although to their credit they didn't do the, last word and block thing alot of pusses do.
Thank you all ^^ you are the best