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Praise motorcycles!

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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Even though I crashed and lost some degree of flexion in my left arm, I'm still stupidly in love of them.
I can't help it. MOTORCYCLE ARE FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC. there's no feeling like jumping onto my EX500A and feeling the wind whip around me at 70 miles an hour, the turn becoming a fantastic rollercoaster bend that drops you low to the asphlat as you lean over, ass off the bike, kissing the edge.

Our gear looks cool. helmets look awesome and mysterious. (and I mean full face, that half helm shit is retarded.) There's a sexy to bike clad in all leathers that drives ladies wild.

We are cool! VIVA LA BIKERS.


Except squids.
Fuck you assholes, you're making us look bad, you tards.
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:iconrobstrand:
RobStrand Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
My dream is to own a Pre WWII Harley Davidson Knucklehead

And a WWII BMW German Motorcycle with side car.
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Dat German engineering.
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Officialpoypoy Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
i love the supermoto cuz its light and thin and easy to pickup it definetly suits my style and my body.

and helmets are soo frikkin cool!! XD i dont know why ppl dont wear them it just makes everything look so badass!

Im definetly getting a supermoto, not a flat ugly car but i do know that its ganna be hard doin groceries for it lol. but i do know im ganna be happy :)
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priteeboy Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've been thinking about going for a motorcycle for a few years now. I still haven't even got my full car license yet :slow: Just was never bothered with that (probably because I don't care about cars, but I know I gotta learn to drive before I even dare get on a bike ;p) I thought I was the only one in my family to want one, now suddenly my brothers and stepdad want to get one too, so much for being special :grump:

There is definitely a sex appeal to them, and certain kinds of motorcyle gear too. Can't say I'm fond of helmets, but there's no way I'd not wear one on a bike though. The black leather jackets, pants, boots etc that accompany them are a definite yes to me :drool: Though I hate that brightly-coloured textile stuff, it's too "comic book hero" for my tastes :lol:
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
get the car first. Motorcycles are like hot girlfriends; fun, pretty, and everybody's jealous, but the girl's gonna burn through your cash like ordering a bottle of champagne in a strip club.
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priteeboy Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And here I am thinking they were a cheaper alternative to those money-hungry cars :O
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The gas you save is offset by the maintenance and insurance. They're about the same, and a bike doesn't have much utility . Get the bike AFTER your car.
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priteeboy Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I had a feeling I'd still need a car anyway. I often wondered how I would bring back large items in a bike :XD:
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DTrinidad Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I like motorcycles, they're stylish but some say it may be more difficult to control than an automobile.
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's not a may, it's 100 percent true. Cars are incredibly easy to drive compared to bikes. Cars don't require Balance, you don't use your entire body to drive, and you don't "steer with your eyes." like you do on a bike.

they also don't have ABS on most of them, so the brakes are very touchy, but on the plus side, the clutch is much, much easier.
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Knightster Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
:iconawwwyeahplz: EX500 you say? Niccccceeeee.

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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
solid bike. 91. She's burning up, right now though. I can't figure out why she's doing through coolant like a fat person through ho hos.
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Knightster Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Leakage? (Obvious guess is obvious)
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
she's not dripping anything.
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Knightster Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Inside the fairings you mean? The only thing I can think of right now is either pump or the coolant lines are done :/
Ask a question on www.bikechatforums.com in "workshop" section. You're bound to get some suggestions or even answers.
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
no I mean there's no dripping. so if it's leaking, I can't tell from where.
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shannor Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Motorbikes are awesome! I've finally gotten over the anxiety my scary wreck gave me, and I'm starting to feel that desire to ride a motorbike again. I knew I'd want to be back on a bike again eventually! :D
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
plus, it means you have an excuse to wear biker leathers.

Bitches love biker leathers.
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shannor Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I do look so very good in biker leathers.
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Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Motorcycles are cool if they don't sound like a
forming burp or fart
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
what does a forming fart sound like?
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Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
There's no forming fart....only forming burp
:giggle:
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Are you talking about the fart cannons people put on?
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Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Yeah
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I've never heard a motorcycle with a fart cannon. Heard ricers with them, but motor cycles tend to be more "BRAAAAAAAPP BRAAAAAAP" like
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Fuyuko7 Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
That's annoying as well.
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The-Unicorn-Lord Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's mostly old guys on Harleys trying to act badass.
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