I had lost my watch and I went to a shop who were offering a 50% discount on certain models. Watches can cost up to R$800 (400 dollars) here so it was a bargain. Lucky enough, the salesman was so smart that he applied a 50% discount on the already discounted price! So I took two more, sold 'em on the webs and practically got a free watch.
i had one salesman that actually opened my front screen door who decided to place a pamphlet on the table,(the main one was open to let fresh air in) and got the surprise of his life when i pulled a gun on him. found out from his employer when i called to complain he resigned that day.