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Praise Pubic Hair!

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=LilithLairPoetry:iconLilithLairPoetry: Apr 23, 2008, 10:27:49 AM
A poem by =roundarosie

Why must you gather in a group by my drain?

Why must you curl your thin little bodies around my toes?

Why must you stick yourself to my soap when I drop it to the shower's floor?

Why do you not ask your master to wash you down the pipe?

Is it really that hard?

Does he not know that his beloved sister does not wish to look at you?

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The definition of Agony - a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls.

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~CandyKins:iconCandyKins: Apr 23, 2008, 12:36:30 PM
I have so much public hair!

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A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. :)
~CandyKins:iconCandyKins: Apr 23, 2008, 12:50:31 PM
On my head. :aww:

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A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. :)
~Trinish:iconTrinish: Apr 23, 2008, 8:26:55 PM
I liek mai pubic hair.

Makes me feel like a growed-up. C:

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"Dream what you wanna be
Feel it so easily
Don't be afraid to fly
Just let go..."
=PaulDavis:iconPaulDavis: Apr 24, 2008, 8:00:27 AM
:lol:

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~Eyegasmic:iconEyegasmic: Apr 24, 2008, 4:11:28 PM
:icondonotwantplz:

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I'll rape your eyesockets.
=kamikazekayti:iconkamikazekayti: Apr 24, 2008, 4:54:36 PM
I praise your poem, but I refuse to praise the pubic hair! :noes:

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~kurai-no-sakura:iconkurai-no-sakura: Apr 24, 2008, 8:01:51 PM
:icontheplz::iconmoreplz::iconyouplz::iconknowplz:

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Мне нужна она


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