How does a Muslim close a door?
Islams it.
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I saw they got the atomic power, so I ran
Oy vey!
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That joke is very offensive to sand niggers.
I'ma cAllah the policia on you!
I'ma cAllah the policia on you!
This joke islame...
Mosque you make such jokes?
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Your logic is flawed. A vampire supposedly lives on blood, much like a meal, so even if it stops being bloodthirsty for a few hours, it will once again crave blood.
Very political 
Q- What do you call a drunk Muslim?
A- Muhammered!
A- Muhammered!
Your the Rightwing Version of DragonQuestWes
Oh my is that an obscure reference or what. Seriously your the one that should kill yourself not me!
Drink bleach, then wash it down with ammonia.
That is Pun-ishment.
how could you do this
Why is Saudi Arabia so ignorant?
Because they live under Iraq.
Because they live under Iraq.
What do bowlers, Thanksgiving guests, and ISIS all have in common?
They all want turkey.
They all want turkey.
But if that happens, they'll surely want Hungary....
But how can they want Hungary if they already have Turkey, and want Greece at the same time? Kenya please Czech that one out for? If this keeps up, I might want that Canada Chile that my buddy Chad made the other night. Norway in hell am I gonna let this one slide by me.
But how can they want Hungary if they already have Turkey, and want Greece at the same time? Kenya please Czech that one out for? If this keeps up, I might want that Canada Chile that my buddy Chad made the other night. Norway in hell am I gonna let this one slide by me.
You forgot the Russians, lol.
Would have given the joke away
What did the extremist Muslim Capitalist write on his sign?
Behead those who insult the profit.
Behead those who insult the profit.
Holy crackers, you check dA?
He'll see my shitposting
He'll see my shitposting