Hmm, the French government is very authoritative and their prisons are inhospitable. The British government still practices monarchy and owning a gun there is impossible. The French is semi presidential. The French government has very high taxes while the British government have free medical care but still hefty taxes. One looks like an old left winger while the other looks like they rule with an iron fist.
Personally, I find France better. : P

Lets get something strait... The British got the French in trouble in the first place.. If they had not said, "Hah haH Lets give the Polish a war guarantee!" then the French would have never got in trouble. Second if the Americans and the Russians had not come in then the British would have been rolled over too!

Also French Food is Great... British food is all stolen from brown people making it worse then  American Food. American food is at least stolen from other Europeans!

FUCK BRITISH LORDS! 

I have nothing against the French, although I do find it a bit weird that, say you're at a newstand in France and start reading a paper, the guy behind the counter will inevitably get very angry with you. I don't know why this sticks out for me so much- maybe I find it strange having these cultural differences when you can actually see their country from your own.

Is it true that the middle finger gesture was created when the British waved their fists in their faces with the middle finger up and all the others down saying, "You can't cut off my middle finger," to the French to taunt them in war?

I hate the French.

The summary of British and French relations:

Is there someone else up there that we can talk to?
NO!  Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!