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Manditory Marijuana Meditation

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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
So, as President, I'm going to require everyone to smoke 1 oz or more of marijuana.

This is better for our country than getting rid of the 2nd Amendment.

You have no idea what we are dealing with here.

They want to control us all.

Rich and powerful people CONSPIRE against us, but they will never use their power to get rid of REAL crime.

Well, I could go on forever, but, WHAT?
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Zoltor Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
There's some logic to this, noone has ever commited a crime, while high on grass, it makes people too laid back/mellow, plus grass has never killed someong. However there is one big side effect, most people wouldn't be happy about, it kills braincell, and important ones at that, specifically the ones that handle short term memory.

Due to that, such a law would never be passed in a million years, nice try though.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
actually I just read that it may actually create new brain cells in an area that is responsible for memory
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Zoltor Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
Lol you wish, if only that was the case, but sadly it Isn't.
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hustlerdu Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
well in rats it promotes new brain cell growth, studies have proven that. studies on humans indicate it has no effect either way. if you want to believe the science that's up to you.
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Zoltor Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
You know you're talking out of your ass with the last part atleast. When a pot head(and yes, this is counting when the person Isn't even high too) can't remember something that you two where discussing 10 seconds ago, It's 100% proof it effects you.
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hustlerdu Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
yeah it causes temporary short-term memory loss while you're high. the effects have proven to not be long-term though, they go away once you're not high anymore.

and anyway none of that has anything to do with killing brain cells. the studies all indicate it has no effect on brain cell growth, or it may help promote brain cell growth, but that is still inconclusive. you can believe the studies or not, i don't care, but i usually just side with what the science says, that's just what makes the most sense to me.
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Zoltor Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
BS lol, because even after people stop smoking grass all together, the short term memory loss was still a issue, and as I mentioned, the problem effects the person even when they aren't high as well.

Well, then explain the memory loss... right it kills brain cells.
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hustlerdu Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
well actually, no, that's not what the studies indicate. studies indicate the short-term memory loss is a product of being high and is not long term. but like i said you can believe the studies or not, that's up to you, i just usually base my opinions of studies, but not everyone does that so i guess you don't have to.

no something could cause memory loss without killing brain cells. those are two very different things. there's definitely no evidence that weed kills brain cells. but again this is just what science says, and if you don't want to believe in science that is totally up to you.
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CreepyE Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Dude you don't mean all at one time do you?
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:iconinfinitetolerance:
infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
lol

even better!
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Trampire Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013


INFINITETOLERANCE FOR PRESIDENT YEAHH!!!!
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DragonQuestWes Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
ewww
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theGman0 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist
If he actually wins:

:icone-hplz:
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Trampire Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Indeed... :p
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:iconinfinitetolerance:
infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
sweet man

thx!
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:icontrampire:
Trampire Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
You're welcome!!! Good luck!!
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kaput6no Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013   Digital Artist
I usually don't mind marijuana users but sweet jesus mate, you're like a walking PSA about the harmful effects of marijuana.

or is this some kind of reverse psychology? Making shitty pro-marijuana argument/threads just to make potentially interested people avoid that stuff?
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witwitch Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Student Writer
He's a troll, so it could very well be.
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Bullet-Magnet Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
When Ned Flanders became Global Overlord in that alternate reality he suppressed all opposition by having anyone who put a toe out of line lobotomised. This seems like the same thing.

It will backfire on you. Paranoia is a well known effect of long-term marijuana use, as consistently demonstrated by yourself. The population will become mellow at first, then very difficult to control. They'll be too baked to fight, of course, but you won't be able to get them to do what you want either.
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KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
As far as in relation to 2nd amendment, what about if a country declares war on US? We'll be a little helpless on fighting back.

And I sense many issues with forcing everyone to smoke marijuana, including infringing on people's rights, people with lung problems or allergic to weed, or those who don't BELIEVE in smoking at all. Good luck getting into office if legalization and enforcement of marijuana are your only perks.
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:iconinfinitetolerance:
infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
lol

you took me seriously
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Knowing you, why would I have a reason to believe it wasn't? :)
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:iconinfinitetolerance:
infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
You don't know me.
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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Well you do an awful good job at making everyone perceive you as something else then.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
No. This is the internet. You know nothing about me. I know nothing about you.
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maddmatt Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
So in order to stop government controlling our lives, you are going to use your government position to force everyone to do something harmful whether they want to or not?

How much you benching these days?
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
harmful? hah!

oh, and I'm pretty sure you can bench more than me

my record is only 245 three times.

but I can do the max stack on like 80% of the machines

you should speak with Zeruch... he tried to brag about his 5ks that he trained for... He trains for 5 and 10ks but his best 5k is only 33m, mines 27.5 try to beat that, and I smoke and dont train

im just focusing on my vertical right now
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maddmatt Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Not much of a distance runner. I'm more a kayak and mountain bike guy these days. Of course, that's when the fish aren't biting. ;)
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hedwards Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
This right here is why people shouldn't do drugs.

It's one thing to advocate for it being legalized, and quite another to advocate for mandating people to smoke that much of a chemical that's not been rigorously tested. The issues relating it and psychotic disorders are still very much unsettled.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
lol

its so funny that you anti-pot people took me seriously

rather than just brush it off as a little joke, you take me seriously so you can "destroy" my point... bias bias bias
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hedwards Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Jokes are generally only funny when they are in some fashion different from people being serious.

You'd be surprised how many pro-pot people think that you can't have an opinion on the subject if you haven't smoked any.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Well, it is funny that people have taken me serious in this thread. Also, in my other thread where I say I'm going to drop marijuana instead of bombs... wait, I might really do that! lol
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hippo-rim-job Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Every one of his threads is practically a PSA.

Like watching a Gary Busey or a Charlie Sheen interview on TMZ.
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hedwards Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Pretty much. I used to smoke pot, but the advocates make it really hard to back legalization as their information is often times just as flawed as the pro-prohibitionist information is.
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
I am a liberal, I love big Brother!!!!!!!!!
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Mercury-Crowe Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Oh, that's not a good idea. I know at least three people that get so paranoid when they smoke they end up curled up in a corner.

Just because it is good for SOME people doesn't mean it is good for everyone.
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
chase it with booze and that won't happen
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Mercury-Crowe Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
I know people who go both ways on that one, too. I never had a problem mixing pot and alcohol, but I know people who get sick or worse.

I don't know if the same thing happens with edibles, though. That might be easier on some people since it processes differently.

Or of course you could just know your weed. THC is actually the compound that causes the 'bad' things about pot (paranoia, increased heart rate, etc) and when the pot oxidizes (even just drying) it increases another chemical that causes the same things. There's a third compound (google didn't help within one page and I don't feel like looking it up) that causes the 'good' things, like relaxation and creativity and whatnot- I think that's CBD.

So the trick is to find something that has the right balance of chemicals to do what you want. If it makes you paranoid you need to find something with a lower ratio of THC to the other stuff.

I used to know all those names off the top of my head. I don't know whether that is a good thing or not...

Regardless, though, if you think it's going to do something bad to you, it will. So once someone gets that attitude of 'this makes me really paranoid and uncomfortable' its really hard to get over.
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meanus Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
beer works great...being stone straight is the ultimate though
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Mercury-Crowe Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
hehe throw some shrooms in there....
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Ronin201 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
You say the government is controling us and yet you want to run it and require us to smoke that nasty stuff. Damn you're a horrible troll (that or weed is doing what it should and frying your brain so you wouldn't be able to even run for janitor of the local town hall, although you could be the village idiot)
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deviant-garde Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
So tell me, what are your interests outside of marijuana and posting in the Politics forum?
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:iconinfinitetolerance:
infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Basketball
Poker
Gaming
Exercise
Music

lol

this reminds me of personal ads... so... what are you interests?
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:icondeviant-garde:
deviant-garde Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Then why the hell don't you express it more often?
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:iconinfinitetolerance:
infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
I'm in the process of writing a poker book and an exercise book

I am doing a jumping program to improve my vertical jump for basketball
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DoctorV23 Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
Are you the wizard of oz? :lol:
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013
lol

funny

but im not sure I get it completely

enlighten me?
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DoctorV23 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
ounce. oz...
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bohobella Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Man, everyone knows you're a troll but did you really have to make it so obvious that you've never even touched weed in your life? An accomplished smoker couldn't hit an ounce in one shot. Your mandate is impossible. Gosh, grow up. :no:
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Mercury-Crowe Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
That's a biiiiig party bowl. Gotta use two hands for that one.

And he believes in well-dried weed. One hit IS the bowl.
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