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McDonalds is secretly owned by the Illuminati

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Yes, its true. Everytime you east a cheap burger there you contribute to world domination by a secret society that include Barack Obama, Britney Spears, Justin Bieber, Captain Kirk, a Zombie named Quest, President Assad, the entire cast of Dawson's Creek, Pamela Anderson, The REd HOt chili Peppers, Courtney Love, Peyton Manning, and Seal.
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3wyl Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Please read the Forum Posting Guidelines before posting as this does not encourage discussion and should be in your journal. :)

FAQ #801: Are there any rules for the Forums?

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:iconaskblackhearse:
That explains everything.. :wow:
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puppy-dangerous Dec 10, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
UPS is run by the Mafia.
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pyrohmstr Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That's a secret? It's common knowledge at our Illuminati meetings
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skulkey Dec 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
that must mean that Burger King is owned by Jesus.
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:iconmeanus:
yeah, fucking latinos taking over everything
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DannimonDesigns Dec 10, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
If you say so.
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Delahkel Dec 10, 2012  Student Photographer
Good for them.
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:iconmeanus:
what? YOu want the Iluminati controlling whats in your intestines????
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Delahkel Dec 10, 2012  Student Photographer
Better them than some religious freak.
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