My huge penis is running in 2016
He has a good head on him. Hes energetic, gets up every morning before I do. He flops but has never flip flopped. He could easily get all the women vote. And despite the fact he has only one eye and its blind....he operates best when in the dark. Who will sign his petition? He will be running on he democrat ticket because he loves to swing.
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"He will be running on he democrat ticket because he loves to swing."
my dick is running on the republican ticket, something about an elephant....
my dick is running on the republican ticket, something about an elephant....
i know politicians tend to be dicks who screw the public but this is ridiculous ... he has two running mates!
yeah but both of them are nuts...all they do is hang around
is he a straight shooter?
I cannot vote for red or blue.
If you go third party I might support the candidate.
If you go third party I might support the candidate.
sometimes my penis is red, sometimes its blue!!!!
Can't vote for that flip flopper.
uh oh
Hey! Meanus!
Did you know that according to the cultural narrative and stereotypes of most western countries, the colour of your avatar implies flagrant homosexuality?
Did you know that according to the cultural narrative and stereotypes of most western countries, the colour of your avatar implies flagrant homosexuality?
Im totally gay dude, but I love pussy!!!!!
I like cats too! :3
My incredibly tiny penis should be the running mate.
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it baby!
It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it baby!
well, considering how the lesbian population is growing like crazy, the penis may soon become irrelevant. I still like mine though, wish I could so something about all the blisters Ive put on him though...totally unsightly
I feel ya, Little Jack Flash is quite the work horse too.
appreciate it brah
No problem Brah!
That's what your girlfriend says to not hurt you feelings 'lil guy.
ha, you should hear the shit she says when we're fucking...for her, sex is a religious experience cause she talks to God the entire time
I hear that it's already shaking hands and kissing babies.
hmmmm, kissing babes, not babies dude
DArla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1