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December 3, 2012
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My huge penis is running in 2016

:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
He has a good head on him. Hes energetic, gets up every morning before I do. He flops but has never flip flopped. He could easily get all the women vote. And despite the fact he has only one eye and its blind....he operates best when in the dark. Who will sign his petition? He will be running on he democrat ticket because he loves to swing.
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:icon3wyl:
3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Not appropriate discussion.

:lock:
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:icondoctorv23:
DoctorV23 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
:roll:
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:iconjackmolotov3:
JackMolotov3 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
"He will be running on he democrat ticket because he loves to swing."
my dick is running on the republican ticket, something about an elephant....
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:iconpsyopjunkie:
psyopjunkie Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
i know politicians tend to be dicks who screw the public but this is ridiculous ... he has two running mates!
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
yeah but both of them are nuts...all they do is hang around
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:iconpsyopjunkie:
psyopjunkie Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
is he a straight shooter?
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:iconebolabears:
EbolaBears Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
I cannot vote for red or blue.

If you go third party I might support the candidate.:iconsaluteplz:
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
sometimes my penis is red, sometimes its blue!!!!
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:iconebolabears:
EbolaBears Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Can't vote for that flip flopper.
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
uh oh
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:icondelusionalhamster:
delusionalHamster Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey! Meanus!

Did you know that according to the cultural narrative and stereotypes of most western countries, the colour of your avatar implies flagrant homosexuality?
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Im totally gay dude, but I love pussy!!!!!
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:icondelusionalhamster:
delusionalHamster Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like cats too! :3
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:iconhgwizard:
HGWizard Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
My incredibly tiny penis should be the running mate.

It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it baby!
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
well, considering how the lesbian population is growing like crazy, the penis may soon become irrelevant. I still like mine though, wish I could so something about all the blisters Ive put on him though...totally unsightly
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:iconhgwizard:
HGWizard Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I feel ya, Little Jack Flash is quite the work horse too.
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
appreciate it brah
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:iconhgwizard:
HGWizard Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
No problem Brah!
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:iconmgonzales041090:
mgonzales041090 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
That's what your girlfriend says to not hurt you feelings 'lil guy.
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
ha, you should hear the shit she says when we're fucking...for her, sex is a religious experience cause she talks to God the entire time
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:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I hear that it's already shaking hands and kissing babies.
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
hmmmm, kissing babes, not babies dude
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:icondavidscript:
DavidScript Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconwhynotbothplz:
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
DArla!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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:icondelusionalhamster:
delusionalHamster Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You'd better catch it then.
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:iconkimihro:
Kimihro Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry, my vote is reserved for Poseidon when he emerges from Atlantis in 2015.
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:icontehbigd:
tehbigd Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
His only plan is to unleash the Krakken on our enemies! I much prefer Odin's policy of rape, pillage, brutality, rape, and solid fiscal planning.
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:iconkimihro:
Kimihro Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Teh Kraken will deliver us true freedom with its mighty grace...

That, or we'll all feel its tentacle-raping wrath.
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:iconmgonzales041090:
mgonzales041090 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
He'll give you crabs.
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:iconkimihro:
Kimihro Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Eh, worth it.
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
anime is incredibly slow moving
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:iconbonnieknox:
BonnieKnox Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:nuu:. lol!
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Is it good at penetrating bullshit?
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
dunno, never stuck him in a bull's ass...sounds kinky t hough
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Just the kind of sick response I'd expect from a liberal pigdog!
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
wow, thanks man!!!
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:icondebit:
Debit Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A (penile-shaped) bunker-buster warhead?!?
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
A white phosphorus bomb!
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
its def the bomb!!!!
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:icondebit:
Debit Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pretty nasty stuff because of very nasty burns. Unfortunately, those on the receiving side might file lawsuits against you for 'chemical warfare' or 'crimes against the humanity', even though WP bombs are predominantly used to create smoke. :D
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm sure if ~meanus whipped his candidate out people would file lawsuits for crimes against humanity.
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:icondebit:
Debit Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I guess I would not mind too much if WP toasts off the foreskin (I wonder if he is circumcised :P ) of his candidate before a lawsuit is filed.
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I'm not entirely sure I understood that sentence.... :O
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
not the women dude..they would all file for divorce
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:iconcrimsonmagpie:
CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
That implies polygamy, and I don't think that many people are stupid enough to become Mormons. :petting:
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:iconcouchycreature:
CouchyCreature Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
your not talking sex in the forums again are you? Another one of your threads will be locked if you are not careful.
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:icondefaultking:
defaultking Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
He propositioned me not too long ago on a different thread.
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
only because you're a cute gay dude
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:icondefaultking:
defaultking Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL
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:icondebit:
Debit Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Arrest that penile thingie (looko a tad bit too suspicious), put him through a tribunal (cannot just put him away without a veneer of legality), then ship him off to Guantanamo (might as well make use of that facility!). :D
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