well, considering how the lesbian population is growing like crazy, the penis may soon become irrelevant. I still like mine though, wish I could so something about all the blisters Ive put on him though...totally unsightly
Pretty nasty stuff because of very nasty burns. Unfortunately, those on the receiving side might file lawsuits against you for 'chemical warfare' or 'crimes against the humanity', even though WP bombs are predominantly used to create smoke.
Arrest that penile thingie (looko a tad bit too suspicious), put him through a tribunal (cannot just put him away without a veneer of legality), then ship him off to Guantanamo (might as well make use of that facility!).