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December 3, 2012
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My huge penis is running in 2016

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meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
He has a good head on him. Hes energetic, gets up every morning before I do. He flops but has never flip flopped. He could easily get all the women vote. And despite the fact he has only one eye and its blind....he operates best when in the dark. Who will sign his petition? He will be running on he democrat ticket because he loves to swing.
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3wyl Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Not appropriate discussion.

:lock:
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DoctorV23 Featured By Owner Dec 4, 2012
:roll:
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JackMolotov3 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
"He will be running on he democrat ticket because he loves to swing."
my dick is running on the republican ticket, something about an elephant....
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psyopjunkie Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
i know politicians tend to be dicks who screw the public but this is ridiculous ... he has two running mates!
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
yeah but both of them are nuts...all they do is hang around
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psyopjunkie Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
is he a straight shooter?
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
I cannot vote for red or blue.

If you go third party I might support the candidate.:iconsaluteplz:
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:iconmeanus:
meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
sometimes my penis is red, sometimes its blue!!!!
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
Can't vote for that flip flopper.
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meanus Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2012
uh oh
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