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So, what if Russia accepts my bid for them to be the 51st state?

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We would automatically gain 10,000 nukes. :shrug:

Sounds like it works with the Aliens.

We just have to give China and Russia the order to teach English in all of their schools.

What do you think about this?

China 52nd state?

NOW, we're talkin'.

Bonus! 300 more nukes!

Oh wait, how many would they gain?

Everybody wins?

Yes.

What will we do with our new nukes?

Nothing.
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CammieObscura Nov 25, 2012
We win? We got problems with the deficit now. How many more trillions would it cost us to take in Russia? But why take them in. They are coming over here in droves anyway.
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"why take them in"

So we can have the best economy in the world and the best military.... without a doubt.
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CammieObscura Nov 27, 2012
They went broke in case you didn't know. If you want a good economy take in China instead. Plus it would cancel our trade deficit with them.
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siantjudas Nov 27, 2012   Digital Artist
America has no need for the value of money.
We can destroy any country ten times over.
That is exactly why we continue to make imaginary money and sell it o the third world.
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AJGlass Nov 21, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
We just have to give China and Russia the order to teach English in all of their schools.

China and Russia already teach English in their schools.

In fact, some of them are more literate in English than some Americans are.
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Why do people say that? Of course some of them are probably more literate in English than some Americans are.

Some of them probably smoke too. I'll bet some of them go to work and others are unemployed. These are all things that are so general and could apply to any population anywhere and don't need to be said.
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ScottaHemi Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
why do you 10'000 Nukes so bad?

that would be to big of a legal mess, and a huge waste of money to make it even work, besides Russia is to big ot be 1 state. you gotta break that sucker down to a number of states.

and in a sense taking in Mexico would be a better option if you want a foreign state.
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yeah

I want to Unify North America.
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ScottaHemi Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
[link] here you go Russian State/Provenance/whatever they call them map.
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