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So, what if Russia accepts my bid for them to be the 51st state?

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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
We would automatically gain 10,000 nukes. :shrug:

Sounds like it works with the Aliens.

We just have to give China and Russia the order to teach English in all of their schools.

What do you think about this?

China 52nd state?

NOW, we're talkin'.

Bonus! 300 more nukes!

Oh wait, how many would they gain?

Everybody wins?

Yes.

What will we do with our new nukes?

Nothing.
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CammieObscura Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
We win? We got problems with the deficit now. How many more trillions would it cost us to take in Russia? But why take them in. They are coming over here in droves anyway.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
"why take them in"

So we can have the best economy in the world and the best military.... without a doubt.
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CammieObscura Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
They went broke in case you didn't know. If you want a good economy take in China instead. Plus it would cancel our trade deficit with them.
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siantjudas Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012   Digital Artist
America has no need for the value of money.
We can destroy any country ten times over.
That is exactly why we continue to make imaginary money and sell it o the third world.
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AJGlass Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
We just have to give China and Russia the order to teach English in all of their schools.

China and Russia already teach English in their schools.

In fact, some of them are more literate in English than some Americans are.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
good
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ISolitude Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Why do people say that? Of course some of them are probably more literate in English than some Americans are.

Some of them probably smoke too. I'll bet some of them go to work and others are unemployed. These are all things that are so general and could apply to any population anywhere and don't need to be said.
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ScottaHemi Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
why do you 10'000 Nukes so bad?

that would be to big of a legal mess, and a huge waste of money to make it even work, besides Russia is to big ot be 1 state. you gotta break that sucker down to a number of states.

and in a sense taking in Mexico would be a better option if you want a foreign state.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
yeah

I want to Unify North America.
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ScottaHemi Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
[link] here you go Russian State/Provenance/whatever they call them map.
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VISIONOFTHEWORLD Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Russia does not have ten thousand nukes. They have fewer nukes than the USA- but their nukes are way bigger than ours.

Russia has to get inline, because Puerto Rico and Canada stand ahead of them to become state 51 and 52, respectively.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
No, Russia has more nukes.

[link]
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Cosmic--Chaos Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
April Fool's day is 5 months away. You posted waaaaaay too early.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
hehe
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meanus Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
lets make Iran a state, we would gain two million terrorists!!!!!!
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
HOLY SHIT !!

So, who would we terrorize?

Wait, that question presupposes that we will terrorize someone.
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meanus Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
we could attack California
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StephenL Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Does this mean I get a chance to have that Chapman beauty that was extradited from the US as a Russian spy. Recently saw her on a modeling cat walk.
She'll be all mine if Russia joins as 51st State? I'll take her, I'll take her!
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2012
She's already mine.
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ConstantVariation Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist
Try to get another country to make it prime number 53. Then America would really be "indivisible".
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angelxxuan Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student General Artist
before you know it the USA is going to be part of their world not the other way around. I heard they want to make Puerto Rico the 51st state? so Spanish speaking first then Chinese and then Russian, probably in that order? and if the USA adopts certain laws then other countries would not hesitate to join the USA adventure.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
English will always be taught in all of our schools.
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angelxxuan Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Student General Artist
who knows it could be taught as a second language, who knows what the future holds
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:iconendeavor-to-freefall:
When you have an infection you don't add more areas for disease to spread, you amputate.
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skulkey Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
So, what if Russia accepts my bid for them to be the 51st state?

pigs will fly.
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student General Artist
I'm just a little confused as to why the entire Russian government would listen to HIM of all people. Not the US President, not an ambassador, but some pothead on the Eenernets.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Canada is the quiet, awkward part of North America everyone ignores that doesn't get invited to the pep rallies, but while the United States is getting drunk it's becoming better and better. All this to say, Canada is fine on it's own thanks.
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SherbertTCat Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
52nd. The way things are going, Puerto Rico is going to grab that 51st spot.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
ic
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ZCochrane Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Photographer
Yes, what the US really needs is the added expense and social problems that come with adopting such a fundamentally broken nation. That makes a lot of sense.

And who cares about numbers of nukes? It's not like these things will ever be used one way or another.
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Ben3418 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
psst we could use those nukes by nuking the moon...that will have noooo side effects lol (sarcasm for those who think im serious)
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student General Artist
How's about we ditch California...
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bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I will take California. I love everything about it except that it's part of the US.
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student General Artist
The only thing I like about California is the surfing, and North California is pretty cool too.. San Diego's a pretty nice city. But LA and the Uber-hippie-liberal attitude and illegal immigrant stash have GOT TO GO......into the Pacific.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I've mostly been in San Diego and drove through LA to SD. LA is a bit too hectic for my taste but I was only there some hours. I had my passport stolen by an illegal immigrant and almost couldn't leave the country, but I still have sympathy and respect for them :shrug:
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student General Artist
Sympathy? If my family had to come legally in the mid 90s, EVERYONE'S does!
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bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
That's great for your family, not so great about the many descendants of Americans who just sort of showed up and stole the land. And Canada was pretty nice to American boys spending a while during Vietnam.
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student General Artist
My family is also descendants of land thieves. Even worse, in the US, not all Natives were killed. In my native country, ALL the natives were killed, to make room for slaves. I'm not proud of any slave owning ancestors I may have, but that's in the past.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
The point still stands, it's pretty hypocritical how aggressive America acts towards illegals.
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skulkey Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
it's expensive and people don't know how to drive.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Both true facts, but I get to marry girls here and I walk in and out of doctor's offices as I please.

Although, I have to give you credit, I can no longer say we're more progressive on the marijuana debate. By far. And I still want to be American, I think the gay rights issue is probably the hardest one for me to swallow when it comes to considering citizenship. That and you know, we're not all that different when one is considering the expense of immigrating.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Only if they fully legalize marijuana.
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Badgercheese1994 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student General Artist
I heard sea kelp has the same effect. You'll have plenty of that in LA when it's under water.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
All of the North American countries at least. That doesn't include Greenland.
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Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
Who the fuck wants to join the failure that the US is becoming
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TheLightsWentOutIn99 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Writer
Puerto Rico!
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:iconpakaku:
Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
I bet they'll instantly regret it
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TheLightsWentOutIn99 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012  Student Writer
Yes, there are obviously issues so crushingly apparent that the Puerto Ricans will regret their vote, yet so subtle as to elude them when they actually took the vote.
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infinitetolerance Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
All of the North American countries at least. That doesn't include Greenland.
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KyteGlory Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
I asked a Canadian. He said no.
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