We must now, as a world-wide allgence, give up one continent to the Aliens.


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hustlerdu's avatar
why do the aliens want one continent?
infinitetolerance's avatar
idk I just made that up

although it was one of my crazy ideas to make Africa into sort of a pristine wilderness... just like they declared to their civilization that Earth is a zoo planet... we could do the same to africa...

idk... i have so many ideas i don't know what to do with them
Scnal's avatar
Say Greenland is a continent.
infinitetolerance's avatar
Greenland and Iceland are a continent I call Iceana.
Scnal's avatar
We could convince them that Greenland is itself a continent and get away with letting go of just that.
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meanus's avatar
why not make our potential moon base a state?
Ragerancher's avatar
Why not just stick a giant "laser" on it to destroy the aliens so nothing has to be given away?
meanus's avatar
there is something on the moon to give away? Cheese maybe? Martians who got lost? Monsters? Hot chicks in tin foil bikinis like on Star trek?
Ragerancher's avatar
I meant don't give away any continents.
meanus's avatar
well, I will try not to but its hard you know
Mercury-Crowe's avatar
I think we should give YOU back to the aliens.
infinitetolerance's avatar
Do you know how much I would love that?
Mercury-Crowe's avatar
lol surprisingly hard to get attention, considering they're monitoring everything.
Ragerancher's avatar
Got to be Asia. Biggest landmass so we can bow down to our superior alien overlords.
infinitetolerance's avatar
lol

hey I think humans are actually smarter than aliens

They've just had more time than us to develop technologies...

at least 300 million years
Ragerancher's avatar
How do you know the aliens have had extra time? They could have had technology for even less time than us but advanced so much faster that they achieved superiority in a shorter time.
infinitetolerance's avatar
Because all of your ideas on extra-terrestrial intelligence are just theories.

I know for a fact that the Aliens that I know have been here since the super-continent Pangea existed... about 300 million years ago. They have always considered our planet a kind of "zoo-planet" where they don't interfere with our life... but they have.. they gave knowledge to the Mayans and Egyptians...

And, I actually communicate with them on a regular basis and I can tell, they aren't that smart... however, I'm really smart so they might still be smarter than the average human.
Ragerancher's avatar
Erm no they have not theories. I've been in their ship and seen their records for their civilization. From early civilizations to getting here was the equivalent of 2500 years. This is less time than our civilization.
infinitetolerance's avatar
it might only take 2 days to travel from star to star
Ragerancher's avatar
Well they have got past the problems due to relativity by using some form of quantum pairing that essentially transports the ship across great distances, although accuracy is limited so they still need to travel the last bit through conventional means.
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Cenaris's avatar
Amsterdam. I know it must pain you to give up the one place in the world that lets you get bombed out your heady without being arrested, but tough titties.
infinitetolerance's avatar
Amsterdam isn't a continent.