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Nudists and 9-11 conspiracies! The ultimate combination for truth and justice...and stuff!

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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Taub, a mother of two, said she got her start as a nudist while hosting a local cable program devoted to the theory that the government was behind the Sept. 11, 2001 terrorist attacks.

Yeah, I know. Say what?! :iconwhutplz:

Nudists rallying against a possible ordinance that curbs public nudity (in response to ignorant exhibitionists annoying people) have on their side a woman who would talk about 9-11 conspiracies in the nude.

This shit is just too awesome to make up.


The complaint alleges that the ban infringes on the free speech rights of nudists.


I do not support the notion that walking around naked is a freedom of speech issue.

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:iconkittythenekoalien:
KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry for double posting; Then she says "Have you ever seen a child cry because they saw a naked person? What do children do when they see naked people? They laugh. It makes them happy, it doesn't traumatize them." Um, they are laughing AT the naked person, because nudity is considered obscene, just like how little kids giggle when they hear people cuss. "Making them happy" as the reason sounds a bit more than creepy. Just EW. I just kinda want to have her realize that as a group of kids go by her protest and laugh at how ridiculous she's being. Among many things, kids are not nice when they want to say something >:P

I'm not sure what my views are on public nudity honestly, I think it's spurred on because of our culture in taking such things as being bad and wrong that it's considered a problem to everyone else. Nudity doesn't technically cause any problem. Though at the same time, people would rather not look at that kind of thing.
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
When 40% of Americans are out of shape slobs, I prefer them dressed.
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KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, there are just times people should be a little conscious of their appearance, and whether they are blinding people... Sure, wear what you want to express yourself, but there is a limit where self-expression kinda has to take a back seat for peoples' sanity >.>
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Lytrigian Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
They don't necessarily look a whole lot better that way. Have you been to People of Walmart lately?
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
I confess, I have not been to a Wal Mart in several weeks and it's probably been months since I last stepped into a K-Mart or a Target.

But when I was in the boonies of PA, Wal Mart was the only game in town unless I wanted to drive an additional 25 or so miles. OH MAH GAWD! The people there, it was like seeing the survivors in The Hills Have Eyes.
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Lytrigian Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
No need to actually go there. There's a website: [link]

And may God have mercy on your soul.
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
I've been there before. terrible site:P
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KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Being nude is not freedom of speech, it's freedom of expression dammit! The only time it counts as freedom of speech is if they can make it symoblic in a protest :stare: I wonder why no one seems to point that out in the articles >.>
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
It's probably not a good sound byte
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JackMolotov3 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
"Supervisor Scott Wiener"

I didn't make it past this.
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Hahahaaha!

Awesome name for the area.
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Mkemaster Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
9/11 was an inside Job, it is well known and seriously believable than whatever Bush and his investigators claimed.

"Guys we need to make some MUNEEH"
"Okay Bush, Where can we start?"
"Insurance and Money gained from a CATASTORPHEEEH"
"Great, we can plan a terrorist attack"
"You do that"
"And who gets the blame?"
"hmmm.. We are cool with the Russians, Saddam is playing it safe like a bitch, Lets get those towelheads in Afghanistan"
"So?"
"Osama Dammit, point it to Osama"
"Yesiree"
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
I like the 9-11 retards who claim Osama was American and that there is concrete proof that the leaders of American intelligence agencies FREQUENTLY went to Afghanistan to visit him.:rofl:
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Mkemaster Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
lol yeah, definitively retards.
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Zigholtul88 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Is it sad to say that I've stopping about what happened on 9/11. If it was an inside job its not like anyone will do anything about the criminals seeing hows its been years and years and still no justice to come about, so I just say fuck it.
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
if it was an inside job, how is it that people living in trailer parks know all the details?
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momoe Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Because the aliens who abducted them mentioned it, duh!
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Shit! Aliens too!
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ReptillianSP2011 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh my... That is all.

The world does not surprise me anymore.
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Hahaha! I know.
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Nudity is fine within it's limits, such as nudist beaches, resorts, strip clubs, or in the privacy of your home. But if your rights violate the rights of others rights not to see nude people walking around in public, it is a problem.
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Apparently it's only a more recent problem with a new group of people pushing the limits of the locals tolerances.
Then the local legislature wants to make new rules to stop the ignorant people and WHAM! nude 9-11 conspiracy chick gets naked in a town hall meeting and is removed by police:rofl:
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OrangeKrissy Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Well they also have nude news girls in Russia and nude car washes and coffee drive throughs in the US.
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
I want Russian nude news women!
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thelittleone Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
You had me at nudist :kiss:

Heehee, dangly parts... :giggle:

Now I don't know my Bill of Rights verbatim, but I'm positive there is a provision right there in that first amendment that excludes 'obscenities' (what is obscene is determined by the majority of the populace) and fighting words and the like. Not all speech is free! That's why you can't start a riot by screaming 'FIRE' in a crowded movie theater or threaten somebody even if you don't go through with it. The obscenity bit is really hard to define , though... it's all splitting hairs. But seeing as how the vast vast majority aren't cool with taking their clothes off, nor seeing others do it, I'd say it pretty much fits the bill.

Oh, and that's Pinkie Pie, not Fluttershy...

I really wish I didn't know that. :iconfacepalmplz:
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
The ordinance is in response to gay male exhibitionists who are apparently ruining it for everyone else in the area.
Or so I have read.

It seems like people there are nude often, but there's been an escalation of sorts.

Yeah, I think your knowing the names of the ponies is an issue:P
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JackMolotov3 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
just to be honest, how are gay male exhibitionists harming anyone?
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
From different sources it's not that they're gay or naked, but they're being loud or intentionally disruptive in the neighborhood where as it used to be the occasional nude person wasn't trying to draw attention to themselves or something.

In that area you can apparently tell the difference between good nude and annoying nude and the annoying nudes are one particular group.
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JackMolotov3 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
"but they're being loud or intentionally disruptive in the neighborhood"

so attack the issue, and arrest them for disorderly conduct, or make that an issue.

Make the issue of "disorderly conduct while naked", as it violates the privacy and fair use of the rest of the town.
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
Isn't that what the guy is doing?
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JackMolotov3 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
making *all* nudity illegal.
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
If it is the will of the people....
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thelittleone Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I should be safe then...it's so cold where I live, nudism would result in loss of 'limbs' :XD:

Ponies annoy me... Those damn things spam my inbox, regardless of what group it is! I mean, I played with the toys when I was seven... but I was seven! I can't be blamed for being lured in by pink and sparkles! :ohnoes:
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012
When I was 7 Star Wars was the shit. Unarticulated figures that barely fit in their vehicles:P
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thelittleone Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Pfft... Star Wars wasn't cool until I was ten. I'm pretty sure this was the consensus on this matter (according to the rest of the fourth grade girls in my class anyway) :B

My mighty village of Polly Pockets was my shining glory! Seriously, my rich Grandma took me and my sis to Toys R Us and gave us a hundred bucks...that is all that I bought :XD:

Childhood was freaking awesome...
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2012
Ha! Nice.

I remember Kiddie City and Toys'R Us were two blocks from each other.
So I could spend a whole day just shopping for toys.
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mgonzales041090 Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Fluttershy please!
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EbolaBearVomit Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012
Is that it's name?

I don't know their names, I just know that using pony stuff pisses some people off.
And that automatically obligates me to use them.:rofl:
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