Look at you reading this, you know this kind of of news doesn't sell! Get out of here!
China is gonna rule the world, while Iran nukes the fuck out of Israel as Obama is performing fellatio on all major world leaders. After that, North Korea makes a nuke that lands in South Korea, only to fizzle upon landing killing two rare brown bear species thus making them extinct. The magnetosphere shifts and causes CO2 to saturate the worlds oceans causing mutations along with the carcinogenic GMO run-off that alters the biochemistry of all living organisms. In other news, all celebrities are exhibiting weird spiritual auras as intelligent dolphins produce a new season of Keeping up with the Kardashians in an act of retribution. The government watches you masturbate to your own Fursona! Ghost Aliens on at 8:00 pm EST
Seriously though, I would PARTY for the subject headline if it was true. You know what really sells? Sex. Sex sells. We don't need everything else to be fucked just for the sake of headlines.
China is gonna rule the world, while Iran nukes the fuck out of Israel as Obama is performing fellatio on all major world leaders. After that, North Korea makes a nuke that lands in South Korea, only to fizzle upon landing killing two rare brown bear species thus making them extinct. The magnetosphere shifts and causes CO2 to saturate the worlds oceans causing mutations along with the carcinogenic GMO run-off that alters the biochemistry of all living organisms. In other news, all celebrities are exhibiting weird spiritual auras as intelligent dolphins produce a new season of Keeping up with the Kardashians in an act of retribution. The government watches you masturbate to your own Fursona! Ghost Aliens on at 8:00 pm EST