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A bright, optimistic, pacified future!

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Koutakente Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012
Look at you reading this, you know this kind of of news doesn't sell! Get out of here!

China is gonna rule the world, while Iran nukes the fuck out of Israel as Obama is performing fellatio on all major world leaders. After that, North Korea makes a nuke that lands in South Korea, only to fizzle upon landing killing two rare brown bear species thus making them extinct. The magnetosphere shifts and causes CO2 to saturate the worlds oceans causing mutations along with the carcinogenic GMO run-off that alters the biochemistry of all living organisms. In other news, all celebrities are exhibiting weird spiritual auras as intelligent dolphins produce a new season of Keeping up with the Kardashians in an act of retribution. The government watches you masturbate to your own Fursona! Ghost Aliens on at 8:00 pm EST
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3wyl Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
Please read the Forum Posting Guidelines before posting as this does not encourage discussion and should be in your journal. :)

FAQ #801: Are there any rules for the Forums?

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siantjudas Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012   Digital Artist
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Lytrigian Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
The government watches you masturbate to your own Fursona!

But they already do that.
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CouchyCreature Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
waiting for for mods to :lock:
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KittyTheNekoAlien Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right :iconteheplz:
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TortelliniPen Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2012
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empiredice Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I threw up in my mouth at fursona.

Seriously though, I would PARTY for the subject headline if it was true. You know what really sells? Sex. Sex sells. We don't need everything else to be fucked just for the sake of headlines.
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ObsidianXRogue Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Get out.:stare:
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WolfySpice Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Oh, okay.
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