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IMPORTANT DECLARATION FOR THE COUNTRY YOU MUST READ THIS!!!!!

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JJWsmith Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
DANGELERS, AND NON-DANGELERS, COKEASIANS AND AFRO-AMERICANS, JUES AND GENITALS, DEMOCRAPS AND REPOOPLICANS, I JAMES JACKSON WILLIAM SMITH, DECLARE, PROCLAIM, AND ANNOUNCE MYSELF AS THE ONE, THE ONLY, EMPEROR OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!...... you may now shower me with praise and tribute
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neurotype Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:lock: Excessive use of caps is strongly discouraged. FAQ #801: Are there any rules for the Forums?
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CrimsonMagpie Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Why would we shower with praise anyone with such chronic English skills as yourself. Even Americans would expect an emperor who actually knows English.
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JJWsmith Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
I SAY WHAT'S ENGLISH AND WHATZ NOT BUDDY, I'M THE EMPEROR
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Dkalban Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Maybe not the South; someone who knows how to speak English properly might be considered elitist
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DJ0Hybrid Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
You and what army?
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JJWsmith Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
The army of the people
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Dkalban Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Apparently one ferret
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Dkalban Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Someone beat you to it:

[link]
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JJWsmith Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
oh yeah him, well he's dead now so I'm in charge
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:icondkalban:
Dkalban Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry, unless you can prove to be his heir, Im not buying it.

And you can only rule from San Francisco
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JJWsmith Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
I live in maryland so no can do
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:icondkalban:
Dkalban Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry, 'dems the rules
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:icondkalban:
Dkalban Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well I didn't vote for you
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JJWsmith Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
of course you didn't I picked myslef since I was the best choice
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Dkalban Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That doesn't give you power.

What right do you have to the Oval Office by mandate of the people or by heritage.
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JJWsmith Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
They said I could have it
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Dkalban Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I would like hard evidence.

Otherwise, I'll consider you to be something worse than a wannabe tyrant: A REPUBLICAN
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JJWsmith Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2012
you want evidence take a look at this:Decelaration of Empowerment to Emperor JJWSmith


We The People at the government have come to the bipartisan agreement that we are not good enough to run this great nation

Therfore we bestow all our power into James Jackson William Smith, the wisest, nobelest and most handsome person in all of America (and probabbly the whole world), Listen to his all knowing wordz of wizdom for following them will bring our country (followed by the planet, the galaxy, the universe etc) to everlasting utopia and give thanx. praise, and tribute to his greatenesss




Love: Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and all thother guys at washington


P.S, This document is real and was not made up in any way shape or form
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