DANGELERS, AND NON-DANGELERS, COKEASIANS AND AFRO-AMERICANS, JUES AND GENITALS, DEMOCRAPS AND REPOOPLICANS, I JAMES JACKSON WILLIAM SMITH, DECLARE, PROCLAIM, AND ANNOUNCE MYSELF AS THE ONE, THE ONLY, EMPEROR OF AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!...... you may now shower me with praise and tribute
Why would we shower with praise anyone with such chronic English skills as yourself. Even Americans would expect an emperor who actually knows English.