Romney has no simian features because mormons don't believe in "evil-lution".
But then again, who better to lead a nation of neanderthals than a man who looks as though evolution passed him by? Unfortunately, W has already served his two terms and you've gotta dig pretty deep to find primeval lifeforms lower than him.
Just sounds like a talk-show trying to have fun. Totally harmless unless you really take it seriously. Unless you're suggesting they were trying to be serious? Because I have not heard the show and can't form a proper opinion. Also, you kinda look like a baboon. So there.