Shop More Submit  Join Login

Details

Closed to new replies
November 6, 2012
Link

Statistics

Replies: 13

Hail to the chimp

:iconliberty-4-all:
liberty-4-all Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Talk radio has been going on about the stupidest things determining who will be the next president. How the Redskins play, how some unimportant county votes every year, you know, that kind of mongoloidery.

But what about the way people seem to having leaders who look like monkeys? Shrub's resemblance to a chimpanzee was widely documented. Clinton looked like an orangutan. Even other countries have this phenomenon - Prince Charles looks like a macaca.

Romney could have been the fourth president in a row to look like a monkey, but he doesn't have simian features like his predecessors.

Could this be his undoing or will voters choose to return to the Reagan/Bush Sr. era when leaders didn't look and act like shit-flinging inferiors?
Reply

You can no longer comment on this thread as it was closed due to no activity for a month.

Devious Comments

:iconsynapticboomstick:
SynapticBoomstick Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
:unimpressed: Well look at you.
Reply
:iconprofessormegaman:
ProfessorMegaman Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Romney has no simian features because mormons don't believe in "evil-lution".

But then again, who better to lead a nation of neanderthals than a man who looks as though evolution passed him by? Unfortunately, W has already served his two terms and you've gotta dig pretty deep to find primeval lifeforms lower than him.
Reply
:icondavidfielding3832:
davidfielding3832 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Professional Writer
Oh dear...
Reply
:iconyamathespacefish:
YamaTheSpaceFish Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
HEIL RON... or some such rubbish.
Reply
:icondebit:
Debit Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Vote for Ape-Man! Ape-Man for the Prez!! :D
Reply
:iconzagstrike:
ZaGstrike Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
Donkey Kong 2016!
Reply
:iconabstract-mindser:
Abstract-Mindser Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
We already did. I don't want a repeat of Bush Jr.
Reply
:icondebit:
Debit Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Darn .... hahahaha! Lemur for Prez then.
Reply
:iconrockstar1009:
rockstar1009 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
:iconiseewhatyoudidthere:

So, Obama looks like a monkey?


:iconzoidbergseestoo::iconnibblerseestoo::iconamyseestoo::iconevenzappsees:
Reply
:iconliberty-4-all:
liberty-4-all Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2012
More specifically Dear Leader looks like a gorilla.
Reply
Add a Comment: