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Six months later the results of the research were shocking, the research was so intense that another two billion was needed to finish the project, plus a fleet of new GM made cars and ten thousand sixteen dollar muffins.
Anyhow, it was found that the group that paid almost no taxes was athletic supporters. These people are addicted to sports which are now on 24/7. When they aren't watching, they are listening to totally pointless ex jocks
talk about sports. They pay no taxes because they don't have time to work. Most of them live on disability checks,
they get these benefits due to their wide array of knowledge
of sports injuries. This makes it much easier for them to
fake an injury and get their check. Also, the Obama administration has recognized these poor souls and started a program whereby the government will buy all of them large screen tvs, expensive sneakers,and their choice of sports jerseys. In addition, their wives will be provided free
contraceptive in case the disabled person needs a fuck break to cheer him up after his team gets crushed again.
While Alabama Crimson Tide fans are most addicted to totally pointless sporting events, they are NOT the ones most likely to pay no income taxes. Their poor language and lack of education makes it more difficult for them to
file for benefits. So there you have it folks!!!