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Advice from the LORD regarding the election.

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~ThePoeticPaladin Sep 8, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

"19 Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." - Ezekiel 23:19-20 (NIV)

I think that we can all learn something from this.

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*JazzLizard Sep 28, 2012 Professional Digital Artist

Wtf does this have to do with the election? It's a verse taken out of context from a tale of two Egyptian sisters who became prostitutes, and their rather dramatic punishments for doing such.

~ThePoeticPaladin Sep 28, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

So it is. Now consider the political climate.

~The-Drunken-Celt Sep 25, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Damn, I wish I had genitals like a donkey. That would be the shit.

~ThePoeticPaladin Sep 25, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

Might break some women.

~The-Drunken-Celt Sep 26, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Luckily Im a sadist

~ThePoeticPaladin Sep 26, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

Hey man, aren't we all? But that's a bit much for me, I like my girlfriend intact. The occasional soft moan is hot, but whimpering as she bleeds to death from me splitting her apart sounds much less so.

~The-Drunken-Celt Sep 26, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Well ya don't have to put it in all the way, man! Have some self control!

~ThePoeticPaladin Sep 27, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

Have you ever seen a donkeydick? It's fucking wide.

~The-Drunken-Celt Sep 27, 2012 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Meh, Babies are wider and they pass through them gineys all the time.

~ThePoeticPaladin Sep 27, 2012 Hobbyist Writer

That's because part of pregnancy includes dilation of the vaginal tract. As the pregnancy goes on, it gets wider to compensate. Particularly within the last few minutes prior to birth.

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