Call PETA. They'll know what to do.

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Aim low. Survival is the number one goal, followed closely by some kind of basic hygiene.

'Cause it shows he's learned leet ninja skillz from Mr. Miyagi.

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"Transhumanisim is about how technology will solve the problems inherent in the human condition, Cyberpunk is about how it won't."

Sometimes life gives you lemons, other times life gives you boobies.

but is it that big of a deal?

No.

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ze(ruch)
zeruch prints
zeruch>>net

Cuz he's the Messiah.

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When I come for you, it won't matter if you spoke up or not

newsworthy headline

"Newsworthy" doesn't mean jack shit anymore. Obama killing a fly is about as important as it gets.

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<sub>"Look insiiiiiiiide~
It's your wife's head in a box"

- John Doe</sub>

Not unless he did it with chopsticks.

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"Barack's name ain't Jesus. Barack ain't gonna improve your child's reading score. There are things we've got to do on our own" - Rev. Jeremiah Wright

Know The Truth

I DID NOT VOTE HIM INTO OFFICE TO KILL FLIES
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S OUT KILLING FLIES INSTEAD OF FIXING THE ECONOMY
HOW BAD CAN IT BE OBAMA
ALL YOU NEED IS A COFFEE AND AN ALL-NIGHTER, STOP KILLING FLIES

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Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin'. Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
Oh My! Mercy!
And maybe I seem a bit confused, yeah maybe, but I got you pegged!

But I don’t know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs.
They're calling again.

Tomorrows headline:

Obama snap fingers!

In a startling move today, President Barrack Obama snapped his fingers at one point during a speech about the current state of the economy. This was siezed upon by the NFSA (Non-Finger-Snapper-Association), a vocal group representing 32% of the American populace. John Willbey, the head of the organization, issued this statement: "This is just another move by the majority to lord their abilities over the rest of us. It is appalling that the president would stoop to such a lowbrow and prejudiced attack." Defenders of the president state that he merely did it to enunciate a point, and did not intend to insult those who could not snap their fingers.

Barrack Obama has not yet issued a response to the NSFA leader.

...

Really though, killing a fly with ones bare hands is only an impressive feat because people do it wrong. Notice how he cups his hand and positions it to where it will impact the fly directly from above? Truly the signs of a professional fly killer.

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"A man said to the universe
Sir, I exist!'
'However,' replied the universe,
'The fact has not created in me
A sense of obligation.'"
- Stephen Crane, War Is Kind, 1899

This isn't news, it's PETA.

PETA ain't news.

He killed a fly with his hand? IS THERE ANYTHING THAT MOTHERFUCKER CAN'T DO?

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"THOSE WHO WOULD GIVE UP THE LIBERTY OF NOT FOLLOWING SONICBUTTERFLY'S RULES FOR THE SECURITY OF MEETING HER EXPECTATIONS DESERVE NEITHER!" - *JupiterWave