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Ten Reason Why Men Should Not Be Ordained Priests By Female Supremacist

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DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2008

1. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as picking turnips or de-horning cattle.

2. For men who have children, their duties as clergy might detract from their responsibilities as parents. Instead of teaching their children important life skills like how to make a wiener-roasting stick, they would be off at some committee meeting or preparing a sermon.

3. According to the Genesis account, men were created before women, presumably as a prototype. It is thus obvious that men represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation.

4. Men are overly prone to violence. They are responsible for the vast majority of crimes in our country, especially violent crime. Thus they would be poor role models.

5. In the New Testament account, the person who betrayed Jesus was a man. Thus his lack of faith and ensuing punishment stands as a symbol of the subordinate position that all men should take.

6. Jesus didn't ordain men. He didn't ordain any women either, but two wrongs don't make a right.

7. If men got ordained, then they wouldn't be satisfied with that; they'd want more and more power.

8. Many, if not most, men who seek to be ordained have been influenced by the radical "men's movement" or "masculist movement". How can they be good leaders if their loyalties are divided between leading a church and championing the masculist drive for men's rights?

9. To be an ordained pastor is to nurture and strengthen a whole congregation. But these are not traditional male roles. Rather, throughout the history of Christianity, women have been considered to be not only more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more fervently attracted to it.

10. Men can still be involved in Church activities, without having to be ordained. They can still take up the offering, shovel the sidewalk, and maybe even lead the singing on Fathers' Day.

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Feminists cannot qualify for the scale of stupidity; they are lightyears beyond it. Islam already has a vice grip on European soil.
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:iconananasjihad:
ananasjihad Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Reasons why this should be in your journal:
1. Its not promoting discussion.

Source: :lock:
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2008
Why not promote men's issues on Deviant Art?
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:iconvoiceofmadness:
VoiceofMadness Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2008
2. is irrelevant. Priests are almost exclusively Catholic, and in the Catholic church they are not allowed to marry or have children starting when they are ordained, and most are ordained as young men.
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M-tel Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
For god's sakes! Why isn't this locked?!
:lock:

It isn't political just a crappy joke email!
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:iconm-tel:
M-tel Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2008
Desperate times call for desperate measures... to #MNAdmin!
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:iconentropy-order:
entropy-order Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
Feminists cannot qualify for the scale of stupidity :confused:
It was a clearly not meant to be taken seriously.
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skunk419 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2008
"According to the Genesis account, men were created before women, presumably as a prototype. It is thus obvious that men represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation."

men were the blockbuster; women were the mediocre sequel.

but seriously, women came about when the first man clicked his fingers for some blow.
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
:lol:
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:iconskyturtlepress:
SkyTurtlePress Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008
This makes more sense then what you wrote..[link]
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008
Feminism won't last much longer.
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:iconshuttercreations:
shuttercreations Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008   Photographer
Why's that?
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008
Low birth rates, then replaced by a stronger culture with moral values.
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:iconshuttercreations:
shuttercreations Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008   Photographer
Low birth rates

That has nothing to do with feminism

stronger culture with moral values

What culture and what values?
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
Feminism should not have told women to put off birthing for a long term job. Unless women can do both and that is harmful for many of them.
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:iconartofcarmen:
artofcarmen Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Feminism didnt say that. It was women wanting to do what THEY want with their lives that did that.

And as a woman that has done both I can tell you its fucking possible. :roll:
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
Feminism claimed marriage and childbirth were a form of oppression.
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shuttercreations Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008   Photographer
Feminism should not have told women to put off birthing for a long term job.
Feminism doesn't say that. Feminism says have kids when you and your husband are ready.

You didn't answer my questions:
"stronger culture with moral values

What culture and what values?"
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2008
Value that contribute to survival. Values such as absolute morals, not "morals" that change with every new fad.
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SkyTurtlePress Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008
OMG you're so funny!
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:iconaeonicentity:
Aeonicentity Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2008
or it could be that by a careful reading of the bible one might come away with the conclusion that the preisthood was granted to men, and the tradition has been passed down in all judeo-christian religions, and fucking with something just because you don't like it is stupid, and likely to end in some of the same shit that happened before. Example: while men may be more prone to violence, women are more prone to emotional abuse, and I'd rather be hit by a man of god than shunned by one.
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Aeonicentity Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2008
awwwh FFS! it was satire! No one told me, just like no one told me that that 'gentleman's club' was actually a gay bar!
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:iconscythepuppet:
scythepuppet Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sometimes you're expected to draw your own conclusions. A bar full of men in skintight shirts making out?
C'mon!
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:iconaeonicentity:
Aeonicentity Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2008
I thought it was a club for gentlemen with white suits and southern drawls!
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:iconscythepuppet:
scythepuppet Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Still sounds like a gay bar to me!
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Aeonicentity Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2008
nnnnnneeeeiiiiin!!!!!1!
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:iconlessergnome:
lessergnome Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2008  Student Writer
how about posting something along the lines on why both sexes should be allowed to be ordained, and that this, yes this, is sexisiem.

I am not antiwomen, or any of that, I just find it stupid and ignorant when one sex claims to be better than the other. We are all humans, one sex is not better than the other.

On the other hand I had some good laughs reading the comments here, so carry on
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:iconscythepuppet:
scythepuppet Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It is satire. The whole damn thing is a joke intended to be subverted in the interest of revealing gender-oriented ordainment for what it is: frivolous garbage.
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SpartanWilco Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2008
to #3...and then you ate the apple way to fucking go...why do women have to eat everything...im kidding i dont really care the way i see it if women were in charge of the churches child rape would go down...or they should just abolish the church all together...once again im kidding i respect your right to worship any diety you would like
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user28435 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2008
well, i read the first point and then started replying to each point number by number, and then read the bottom and saw that it wasn't by you. hahaha!
so i apologise for even temporarily thinking that it was you who was that stupid! :P
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:iconman-peeves:
Man-Peeves Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2008
Ugh... I really really wish I had a gun and was outside this persons house.
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2008
I find it shocking someone would dare write this.
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:iconartofcarmen:
artofcarmen Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
I find it shocking you dont see its clearly satire. :roll:
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2008
If feminists hate Christianity so much why can they not leave it alone?
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:iconartofcarmen:
artofcarmen Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Where do you get that they hate Christianity? You have a serious warped sense of views. :| Wanting equality does not equal hating something.
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2008
I read their writings about and I can hear their tone of voice about it.
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:iconartofcarmen:
artofcarmen Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
And in your writting I can hear a tone of "My mother left my father and he raised me by myself and all I see everywhere is how evil women are and I have learned that women dont suffer at all because ive never experienced it therefore men are better."

You could seriously sound, act and type more one sided. :roll:
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008
Is a feminist much better?
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squirrels-are-evil Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
That was all opinion

Lock, for blantant sexist stance
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2008
Huh?
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:iconsquirrels-are-evil:
squirrels-are-evil Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
You Are A Sexist C$N# Posting Opinion As Fact
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008
A masculinist could say that to a feminist too.
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:iconsquirrels-are-evil:
squirrels-are-evil Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
And you believe that these topics you brought up are supported by facts (not opinion) because...?
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
Statistics are out there. Personal stories from countless men tell it all.
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:iconartofcarmen:
artofcarmen Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008  Professional Digital Artist
Same thing is said for women. You cry about everything being one sided, yet are disgustingly so yourself.
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
Because women in reality don't have much to complain about.
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TheeArtfulDodger Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2008
Islam has been present in Europe for centuries you know?

Yes by force from the marauding moorish invaders on the iberian peninsula but it's not like Christianity wasn't originally an 'invading force'.

Also the moors were remarkably tolerant of other religions, especially for the time. In stark contrast to the ensuing 'inquisition' and repression.
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lancekatre Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2008  Professional General Artist
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scythepuppet Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Surprisingly, no one has commented. So let me say...


oh lord
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lancekatre Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2008  Professional General Artist
Delicious, nutritious, copypasta.
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scythepuppet Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Aww, copypasta?

Sad.
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