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Ten Reason Why Men Should Not Be Ordained Priests By Female Supremacist

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DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2008

1. Their physical build indicates that men are more suited to tasks such as picking turnips or de-horning cattle.

2. For men who have children, their duties as clergy might detract from their responsibilities as parents. Instead of teaching their children important life skills like how to make a wiener-roasting stick, they would be off at some committee meeting or preparing a sermon.

3. According to the Genesis account, men were created before women, presumably as a prototype. It is thus obvious that men represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation.

4. Men are overly prone to violence. They are responsible for the vast majority of crimes in our country, especially violent crime. Thus they would be poor role models.

5. In the New Testament account, the person who betrayed Jesus was a man. Thus his lack of faith and ensuing punishment stands as a symbol of the subordinate position that all men should take.

6. Jesus didn't ordain men. He didn't ordain any women either, but two wrongs don't make a right.

7. If men got ordained, then they wouldn't be satisfied with that; they'd want more and more power.

8. Many, if not most, men who seek to be ordained have been influenced by the radical "men's movement" or "masculist movement". How can they be good leaders if their loyalties are divided between leading a church and championing the masculist drive for men's rights?

9. To be an ordained pastor is to nurture and strengthen a whole congregation. But these are not traditional male roles. Rather, throughout the history of Christianity, women have been considered to be not only more skilled than men at nurturing, but also more fervently attracted to it.

10. Men can still be involved in Church activities, without having to be ordained. They can still take up the offering, shovel the sidewalk, and maybe even lead the singing on Fathers' Day.

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Feminists cannot qualify for the scale of stupidity; they are lightyears beyond it. Islam already has a vice grip on European soil.
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ananasjihad Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Reasons why this should be in your journal:
1. Its not promoting discussion.

Source: :lock:
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2008
Why not promote men's issues on Deviant Art?
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VoiceofMadness Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2008
2. is irrelevant. Priests are almost exclusively Catholic, and in the Catholic church they are not allowed to marry or have children starting when they are ordained, and most are ordained as young men.
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M-tel Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
For god's sakes! Why isn't this locked?!
:lock:

It isn't political just a crappy joke email!
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M-tel Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2008
Desperate times call for desperate measures... to #MNAdmin!
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entropy-order Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
Feminists cannot qualify for the scale of stupidity :confused:
It was a clearly not meant to be taken seriously.
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skunk419 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2008
"According to the Genesis account, men were created before women, presumably as a prototype. It is thus obvious that men represent an experiment, rather than the crowning achievement of creation."

men were the blockbuster; women were the mediocre sequel.

but seriously, women came about when the first man clicked his fingers for some blow.
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:icondingobingo:
DingoBingo Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2008
:lol:
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SkyTurtlePress Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008
This makes more sense then what you wrote..[link]
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DingoBingo Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2008
Feminism won't last much longer.
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