Its just a theory!
Evolution is just a theory and you weren't there to see it happen. Also have you seen a chimp give birth to a human?
Checkmate atheists!
Checkmate atheists!
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lol. i dont even
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDaOgu…
Woo..
I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in God I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby
I'm at piece, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out, yeah
It's herd behavior, uh huh
It's evolution, baby
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, he's my clone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This land is mine, this land is free
I'll do what I want but irresponsibly
It's evolution, baby
I'm a thief, I'm a liar
There's my church, I sing in the choir:
(hallelujah, hallelujah)
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, admire my clones
'Cause we know, appetite for a nightly feast
Those ignorant Indians got nothin' on me
Nothin', why?
Because... it's evolution, baby!
I am ahead, I am advanced
I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
It's evolution, baby
Do the evolution
Come on, come on, come on
Woo..
I'm ahead, I'm a man
I'm the first mammal to wear pants, yeah
I'm at peace with my lust
I can kill 'cause in God I trust, yeah
It's evolution, baby
I'm at piece, I'm the man
Buying stocks on the day of the crash
On the loose, I'm a truck
All the rolling hills, I'll flatten 'em out, yeah
It's herd behavior, uh huh
It's evolution, baby
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, he's my clone
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
This land is mine, this land is free
I'll do what I want but irresponsibly
It's evolution, baby
I'm a thief, I'm a liar
There's my church, I sing in the choir:
(hallelujah, hallelujah)
Admire me, admire my home
Admire my son, admire my clones
'Cause we know, appetite for a nightly feast
Those ignorant Indians got nothin' on me
Nothin', why?
Because... it's evolution, baby!
I am ahead, I am advanced
I am the first mammal to make plans, yeah
I crawled the earth, but now I'm higher
2010, watch it go to fire
It's evolution, baby
Do the evolution
Come on, come on, come on
Hah, I don't believe in Evolution. (Great point there)
Oh shit. I've been living a lie. It all makes sense now.
Have I opened your eyes to the light? 
Indeed. I have stared into the light long and deep until my vision blurred... oh wait thats the sun.
lol
Edit:
You guys took this thread way too seriously...
You guys took this thread way too seriously...
This is the perfect time and place to quote Tim Minchin (about people who don't believe in theory of gravity).
“But evolution is only a theory!”, which is true, it is a theory, it’s good that they say that, I think, it gives you hope, doesn’t it, that - that maybe they feel the same way about the theory of gravity… and they might just float the fuck away."
(I strongly recomend the his whole performance -> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7NL48… )
“But evolution is only a theory!”, which is true, it is a theory, it’s good that they say that, I think, it gives you hope, doesn’t it, that - that maybe they feel the same way about the theory of gravity… and they might just float the fuck away."
(I strongly recomend the his whole performance -> www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7NL48… )
Also have you seen a banana? It fits right in the hand and even has natural packaging.
Checkmate atheists.
Checkmate atheists.
Holy Shit! Thanks ray Comfart!
Fucking checkmate atheists.
Fucking checkmate atheists.
Why is mockery considered a valid thread topic?
Note, I am not stating evolution is false.. just that this thread is ridiculous
Note, I am not stating evolution is false.. just that this thread is ridiculous
The P&R forums are abounds with them lately. I guess the biggest lumps of shit attract the most flies.
The section isn't so bad in itself.. only problem I have is the bias that emerges. Either mostly just Christians claiming Jesus will save you, or atheists mocking christians. Bope. Nothing interesting most the time
I'm admittedly in the Atheist mocking Christian camp, but even I can appreciate some subtly. Even troll accounts made to pretend to be Crazy Christians are just too obvious. Kids these days, amiright?
To each their own. I am in neither camp, find myself arguing with both in most cases.. But I find mockery to be the most irritating form of conversation. Christians can be silly, we get it
This is my God's commands!
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of man, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill. Zardoz has spoken.
The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of man, as once it was. But the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill. Zardoz has spoken.
Horses asses look like human asses.. Checkmate anti-zoophiles...
You need to start dating some prettier people. 
LOL....
You also never seen God as well and the resurrection of Christ.
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
The bible did!
You know this thread is satirical, right?
Yes.