A joke

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~Empfmil Jan 18, 2013 Hobbyist Digital Artist

Pat Robertson was talking a walk, and he met this kid with the most adorable kittens, and Pat said:
"My God! Those are the most adorable kittens I have ever seen!"
"Well thanks", said the kid, and responded " They're christian kittens"
"Well isn't that nice", said Pat.

Next week, he met Ann Coulter and told her she's got to meet this kid with his adorable kittens.
Ann met him, and his kittens, and exclaimed "My God! Those are the most adorable kittens I have evere seen!"
"Well thanks", said the kid, and responded "They're atheist kittens"
Pat Robertson frowned, and said "Now wait just a minute, last time you told me they were christian kittens"
The kid shrugged his shoulders, and responded "Yes, but now their eyes are open".