So Johnny messes with people only to have a headache later? I wouldn't give a damn about Johnny. Sure, If I had a temper I'd give Johnny a beating but hey, he's doing it for me! Thanks Johnny! And so I'll never hate him because that's how nice he is!
First of all, I seriously doubt that "Johnny" was licensed to use any rate of bilge pump, which probably accounts for his predicament. Indeed, I know few who would dare to pump bilge on their own time, regardless of drunkenness. I can't help but conclude that Johnny is nought but a rakkin' frakkin' faer gorta of a man who should apologise to the pump, and to himself.