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November 26, 2012


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If God really exists....

DemoPro Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist
Would you be disappointed if he didn't sound like Morgan Freeman?

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Wesmeadow Nov 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I think God would even settle for Bobcat comedian from the 80's police academy movies voice. God's voice is like being at ground zero of an atomic bomb blast going off.
And him angered voice would be Sam Kinison's.
Not if the Devil can sound like Robert De Niro.
The-Thunder-Fox Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I'd rather Gordon Freeman. After a lifetime on Earth with evangelists, it would be refreshing to meet a mute.
KillianSeraphim Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Not really. There's plenty of other voices He could choose from. James Earl Jones, Clint Eastwood, Sean Connery, Chris Lee, Patrick Steward, Liam Nesson, Barry White, to name a few.
Lytrigian Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I fully expect him to sound like Brian Blessed.
SherbertTCat Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I could see that.
puppy-dangerous Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Dude, God is Whoopie Goldberg.
We actually had this discussion in our Bible Study. I happen to do a mean Elmo impersonation and I asked the group if they would be shocked when they got to heaven and God said "Jehovah loves you!!heehee" in my Elmo voice.

Of course we also talk about ninja Jesus and great many questionable theologies. :)

Speaking of Elmo..been thinking of trying to apply for the opening. Working on my tape. Should I include the fact that I have never schtooped under-aged boys. That's got to be an upgrade in the position.
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