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If God really exists....

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DemoPro Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist
Would you be disappointed if he didn't sound like Morgan Freeman?
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Wesmeadow Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I think God would even settle for Bobcat comedian from the 80's police academy movies voice. God's voice is like being at ground zero of an atomic bomb blast going off.
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HotelChelseaNights Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
And him angered voice would be Sam Kinison's.
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HotelChelseaNights Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
Not if the Devil can sound like Robert De Niro.
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WolfySpice Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I'd rather Gordon Freeman. After a lifetime on Earth with evangelists, it would be refreshing to meet a mute.
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KillianSeraphim Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Not really. There's plenty of other voices He could choose from. James Earl Jones, Clint Eastwood, Sean Connery, Chris Lee, Patrick Steward, Liam Nesson, Barry White, to name a few.
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Lytrigian Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I fully expect him to sound like Brian Blessed.
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SherbertTCat Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I could see that.
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Mercury-Crowe Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Dude, God is Whoopie Goldberg.
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Sugar-Thief Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
yes very :iconlazepoolplz:
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maddmatt Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
We actually had this discussion in our Bible Study. I happen to do a mean Elmo impersonation and I asked the group if they would be shocked when they got to heaven and God said "Jehovah loves you!!heehee" in my Elmo voice.

Of course we also talk about ninja Jesus and great many questionable theologies. :)

Speaking of Elmo..been thinking of trying to apply for the opening. Working on my tape. Should I include the fact that I have never schtooped under-aged boys. That's got to be an upgrade in the position.
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nokari Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
Should I include the fact that I have never schtooped under-aged boys

I wouldn't bring attention to it lol

The one thing I remember most from my youth church stuff was when our group leader was trying to teach us something by getting each of us to imagine we were talking to an alien and we were explaining to them how a Baseball game is played, but we couldn't use any baseball terms, like first base or innings. Everyone screwed up at some point and I can't remember what the point was haha.
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Saeter Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Well shouldn't you just teach it as you would a child? Teaching them the various definition of terms then the way to play and then the various plays.
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nokari Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
No, we couldn't use any baseball terms at all. Not even teach them the definitions first.
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Saeter Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
Why?
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Lytrigian Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Probably an exercise in seeing things from a different point of view. I suppose one lesson to be learned is that it can often be very difficult. On the other hand, you can make anything seem very difficult by insisting you do it in the stupidest possible way, and when it's OBVIOUSLY the stupidest possible way, your students aren't likely to take the lesson well.
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nokari Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
I didn't make up the rules.
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maddmatt Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
:)
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DemoPro Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist
"Should I include the fact that I have never schtooped under-aged boys."

I don't see how that's not a plus.
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nokari Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
I would be more disappointed if he did sound like Morgan Freeman.
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DemoPro Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist
Well it's either him or Arnold Schwarzenegger otherwise I'd be one unhappy camper.
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SherbertTCat Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Can you imagine Ahnuld's catwerwalling, but in Hebrew?
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