We actually had this discussion in our Bible Study. I happen to do a mean Elmo impersonation and I asked the group if they would be shocked when they got to heaven and God said "Jehovah loves you!!heehee" in my Elmo voice.
Of course we also talk about ninja Jesus and great many questionable theologies.
Speaking of Elmo..been thinking of trying to apply for the opening. Working on my tape. Should I include the fact that I have never schtooped under-aged boys. That's got to be an upgrade in the position.