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If God really exists....

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DemoPro Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist
Would you be disappointed if he didn't sound like Morgan Freeman?
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Wesmeadow Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012  Student Digital Artist
I think God would even settle for Bobcat comedian from the 80's police academy movies voice. God's voice is like being at ground zero of an atomic bomb blast going off.
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HotelChelseaNights Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
And him angered voice would be Sam Kinison's.
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HotelChelseaNights Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
Not if the Devil can sound like Robert De Niro.
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WolfySpice Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I'd rather Gordon Freeman. After a lifetime on Earth with evangelists, it would be refreshing to meet a mute.
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KillianSeraphim Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Student General Artist
Not really. There's plenty of other voices He could choose from. James Earl Jones, Clint Eastwood, Sean Connery, Chris Lee, Patrick Steward, Liam Nesson, Barry White, to name a few.
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Lytrigian Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I fully expect him to sound like Brian Blessed.
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SherbertTCat Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yeah, I could see that.
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puppy-dangerous Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012  Professional Artisan Crafter
Dude, God is Whoopie Goldberg.
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Sugar-Thief Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
yes very :iconlazepoolplz:
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maddmatt Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2012
We actually had this discussion in our Bible Study. I happen to do a mean Elmo impersonation and I asked the group if they would be shocked when they got to heaven and God said "Jehovah loves you!!heehee" in my Elmo voice.

Of course we also talk about ninja Jesus and great many questionable theologies. :)

Speaking of Elmo..been thinking of trying to apply for the opening. Working on my tape. Should I include the fact that I have never schtooped under-aged boys. That's got to be an upgrade in the position.
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