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The Battle of the Sexes

:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
A man is a man, a woman is half a man but more than a woman.

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:iconsiantjudas:
siantjudas Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012   Digital Artist
A man is an incomplete woman chromosomally.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
... The battle of the sexes huh? Best fought as sausages versus crack. Any better alternatives people?
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Glori305 Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
Actually, men are the ones with the faulty X chromosone, we all start as women in the womb, so you could say that a man is half a woman.
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mademanmadman Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012   Digital Artist
lol :thumbsup:
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:iconmarx-man:
MARX-MAN Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Professional Artist
Time to make a trolling reply.


I didn't realise you were so well read into Islamic testimonial practices.

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Half? Don't you know that a woman is only worth one rib of a man made from dust...

Source: The bible.


On a more serious note, Women and Men are equal in many respects aside from physical strength, inventiveness and bleeding occasionally, not going to say which is which.
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:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
A man is a man, a woman is a human being. Fuck, you have to spell it out to some people.
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:iconkimihro:
Kimihro Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
No. Just no.

:iconsnapeleavesplz:
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:iconmissleepify:
Missleepify Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Are you butthurt just because you don't have any tits to play with?
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:iconsvataben:
Svataben Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
And we're back to where I suggest you go die, preferably in a fire.

Take yourself out of the gene pool for the sake of all humanity! :la:
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:iconsmkiller:
Smkiller Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
I also like telling people to die or get killed just because I may not agree with or like them!
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:iconsvataben:
Svataben Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
It's not about agreeing or disagreeing, dumb one, it's about the idiot spamming with nonsensical threads.

Why are you white knighting him? You want the butt sex?
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:iconsmkiller:
Smkiller Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
I'm not white knighting. Just pointing out that saying someone should die over something so trivial is silly.
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:iconsvataben:
Svataben Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
And I was being sooooo serious too! Good thing you taught me a lesson!
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:iconsmkiller:
Smkiller Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
Don't make me turn this car around, young man!
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:iconsvataben:
Svataben Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
But... But I have boobies! :iconcryforeverplz:
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:iconsmkiller:
Smkiller Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012  Hobbyist
No dinner for you!
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:iconzazill:
Zazill Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Where the fuck did you come up with shit like this ?
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:iconmagicmoonbird:
MagicMoonBird Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thats what I thought! O.o
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:iconel-and-noxi:
El-and-Noxi Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist
In fact man is 7/8 of a woman - man: XY, woman: XX
Guess nature put the missing ''tail'' somewhere else. :3
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webkinzagirl Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2012
:lol:
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:iconkyteglory:
KyteGlory Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
I think the battle of sexes should be fought exclusively with tomahawks made from marshmallows.
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:icontotally-dead:
Totally-dead Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
... sounds like a lot of effort to make for what is likely to happen to it.
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:icondutchconnaisseur:
DutchConnaisseur Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
Don't forget the chocolate cake grenades!
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:iconkyteglory:
KyteGlory Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
And if the fighting gets too rough, it might activate the doomsday device of tiramisu.</u>
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:icondutchconnaisseur:
DutchConnaisseur Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
:happybounce:

Release the whipped cream of war!
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Writer
Why do you say a woman is half a man? That doesn't make any sense.
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:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
A woman doesn't have a penis.
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Writer
Actually, a clitoris is really just a very tiny bitty penis. There are women who have very large clitorises, and the woman with the largest clitoris has a larger clitoris than the man who has the world's smallest penis has a penis. Women don't have balls though. And a man doesn't have a vagina, or a womb, or functional mammary glands.

In the womb, men begin as women before they change in to a male. This is why they have nipples.

What's your point?
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:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Half a man is his penis.
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Writer
So does that mean a man is half a woman, if half of us are our genitals and men don't have wombs?
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:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Why the fuck not?
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:iconwitwitch:
witwitch Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Student Writer
Why do people focus on the "woman being half a man" thing and ignore the "men are half a woman" thing?
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:iconcarusmm:
carusmm Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Prejudice, I guess.
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Pakaku Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2012
He never makes sense
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